Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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Top comments
elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
jaff23 11
Haha hope you dumped him! Or aimed the ball at his crotch!
KiddNYC1O 22
Settle down.
WeAreAHurricane 14
59 your comment made me laugh. Yet, I'm not sure why. o.O
ddrocker23_fml 0
He is a keeper. wow some guys nerve. if I was you ill leave him. his ego is not worth it
qtip2245 0
Just say "you'll never get this ass again"
MangaManiacNat 13
Either that guy should grow a set and learn that winning isn't everything or you should just make him single ;)
Michael_92 20
So he threatens you because you're better? Yea I would leave his ass and find someone who would appreciate it instead of threaten to leave you like a child.
perdix 31
Tell him he can go home alone and take some penalty strokes! I lost at mini golf to a girl on a first date -- she accused me of throwing it!
Honestly_Lainey 21
OP should have (quietly) dumped him on the spot, proceeded to beat his mini-golfing ass DOWN then left with a smile at the end of the game :) If he's gunna be immature, you can be too.
Amethyst888 14
But if she dumped him then why would they keep playing? I wouldn't want to after ending a relationship, it would be all tense and awkward.
Honestly_Lainey 21
45- it'd make him feel like an ass for BEING AN ASS :)
Kiki242 19
You should've continued to kick his ass at golf. He somewhat reminds me of happy Gilmore.
geerod22 5
Yes, because any time you see the word golf in a sentence it immediately means it must be Happy Gilmore related.
newburton13 26
I would've dumped him on the spot. If a stupid game of mini golf is more important to him than his girlfriend, then tell him since he has his priorities straight, then should you.
Acaprice14 9
Where is NoorFML??