Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
Shadowvoid 33
Show him up, power to you. Then go off on him if he tries that.
SS 31
Don't worry. It's just that we boys always have to win. I'm sure he didn't mean it :)
lucy_lue 9
Does no one think he might be joking? I've had boyfriends playfully threaten to break up with me before. Yes he was mad, but how much of it is real? That's just my two cents. I think people take this kind of thing too seriously.
Bobissmall 13
Definitely joking, however I think if someone did this to me, it would really hurt me... but perhaps I'm a little insecure.
RedCrow 0
You should've retorted, "and your that much closer to becoming ball-less."
allison70471 1
Maybe he isn't the guy for you. I know that guys are competitive but dumping you over it would be ridiculous. He must not really care if he is thinking of breaking up over mini golf.
emilyhg 8
Bruhh he must be very competitive
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sore loser much? I hope he muttered it playfully, but I'm guessing since he was muttering it, he was serious. Which doesn't surprise me since guys are very competitive and it hurts their stupid male pride/ego if a girl beats them at a sport. Probably another reason I despise sports.
rocketiquette 20
What a ******* pussy. Tell him you don't need another one and leave him if he's that egotistical.
saidawhiting 14
What a baby. Is he always so immature?
iBagel 4
Tiger Woods is on his comeback...