Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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Top comments
elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
OL_What_FER 1
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Just don't be better then him at anything. Ever.
tjv3 10
Sounds like he is a sore loser. Better run.
ucoolgirl31 20
I hate it when guys get embarrassed when girls are better at things. I like it when guys are ok with it.
Roevera 14
Oh, okay 1.. cause i'm sure that would solve all their relationship problems.
HoboSmeller 6
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and this is why we dont take women golfing, havent you ever seen i love you man.
Boygenius50 8
41, it would appear that your sarcasm detector needs new batteries.
trivel64 16
It's hilariously ironic how you can say that but not understand HER sarcasm, 41.
starman02 12
LOL! I thought the FML was funny! Some people ( gals and guys) get so competitive! I hate losing!
Tali147 16
I think you can tell a lot about a man by his reaction when he is not the best at something. My Hamud is proud that I am a good shot and doesnt get mad that this means he is not as good with guns. He is better at many things.
kyarush 10
Lol That's awesome
taco_bender 12
If you can't beat her in mini golf join her.
taco_bender 12
Just take her paintballing after.
thanks_asshole 2
he's a keeper
cradle6 13
I disagree. He sounds like a prick. Your call though
reddudeover 2
He's a creeper!
GuyFluteBandGeek 0
That's what I said, too.
dogluver900 2
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Sarcasm look it up @19
white16sox 19
There is a difference between sarcasm and using a crappy overused comment.
shellz102 12
You just questioned his manhood. Don't ever do that...
ddddddddg 9
How original
nateiztite 5
#70 i've never seen that comment used on this site before. I'd say it's not that over used at all.
jesspie 8
what a dick.
Rosado 0
I don't know. Some people are way too competitive over such shit like that, and always get best of some people. It's better to have fun than striking one.
moodi_fml 0
I hope he solves his jealously issues before marriage or they should end their relationship now
Wreakorofhavoc 1
That's not a jealousy issue. He's probably just very competitive.
boofgall 16
If I heard that, I probably would've said, "Oh yeah? You're dangerously close to losing this game."
Us3rn4m3_H3r3 11
You're a ******* genius, 118. That was hilarious.
elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
TheMysticSilas 0
^agree
white16sox 19
This is why we have the thumbs up/ thumbs down feature. Instead of making a comment saying " I agree," you just hit that thumbs up button.
PYLrulz 17
Yes it is... ... Maybe that's why my previous girlfriend broke up with me a while back
MEM0817 18
It's not your fault you're awesome! Tell him to bugger off. :]
tygerarmy 35
I'd wait 'til the end of the game, then say "hey honey, just like this game we're over." Anyone who'd break up with you over a game isn't worth your time.
dogluver900 2
Yet your telling op to break up with him over a game @51
Shrike 24
Not over a game - over his immaturity and obvious anger issues.
beastroish 0
5- Haah!! I love your shirt!
bvxf 2
Boobs
EvilTwerp 12
Ah sweet Jesus. The fact that you capitalized and used correct punctuation satisfies me! It's hard to believe that a grammar enthusiast site is allowing that sort of behavior.
MEM0817 18
96 & 117. Thank you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Or tell him that he's not getting any hole in ones anytime soon
redbluegreen 41
No need for that, he's already got the asshole part covered.
reddudeover 2
12 - Then maybe a little hole 2 action? ;)
Lexiloulynn 2
What "Hole 2"? He's a guy:0
1PaulyD 9
Ouch
snator 0
This just totally made my day ;)
reddudeover 2
49 - Op is a girl.
theneatoburrito 8
If he gets that mad over mini golf, I can't even imagine what it would be like over Xbox. FYL.
forever_born 6
Lol X-box can get pretty intense. :)
thatsvintage 6
Especially against with us girl gamers. :/
Knoxate 9
PC master race!
pokefan813 16
What a sore looser. You'd be better off withought an immature person like that, op.
mmiller2023 4
loser*
awthmt 6
Set a shot to HIS balls......
millie1267 4
You can never mess with a male's ego...
reddudeover 2
Quick tell me how huge my johnson is or I might feel... in adequate D: Real men can take a licking and keep on ticking!