Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Please refrain from reproducing. Thanks in advance. Signed, The Gene Pool
Inkoseh 33
Don't use your relationship as a bargaining chip for stupid shit. Communicate. Honestly, Just stop playing or playing with him. Don't talk to him about it, let him lose any fun he had playing with you because you walked away from it.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Please refrain from reproducing. Thanks in advance. Signed, The Gene Pool
Inkoseh 33
Don't use your relationship as a bargaining chip for stupid shit. Communicate. Honestly, Just stop playing or playing with him. Don't talk to him about it, let him lose any fun he had playing with you because you walked away from it.
123Puppy 33
You sound really immature...
acmariner99 25
Both of you need to grow up.
Mungolikecandy 19
Not really something which affects your life which is outside of your control. Maybe grow up a little and get some perspective?
smartjaguargurl 17
If you were jokingly threatening whatever, but if you were serious you should probably reevaluate your priorities
AmbrosiaFan 19
Hopefully he broke up with you.