Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML
Today, I went to play pool with a couple of friends. I'm not very good at this game. My friend beat me fair and square. Twice. He's blind. FML
Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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teddy4nyy 13
FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.
zombieslayer83 19
Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.
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Comments (100)
teddy4nyy 13
FYL OP. Your friend has some serious anger management issues.
HowAreYouToday 34
Yeah. At least you didn't beat him in bowling.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Or he's having a bad day
Steve95401 49
At least he didn't ram the cue stick up your ass.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm glad your well enough to write this post OP. usually pool sticks are extremely durable...
Ambiguous404 6
Or OP has a durable head
RAUHWeltBegriff 9
Friend?
zombieslayer83 19
Well, that's your que to break yours on their head.
utohspaghettios 10
#2 that wasnt punny
iAlissa 34
#16 I found it quite amusing. No need to hate
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I think he meant to write "cue"
Sandman366 6
39-Yeah, and it would've been funnier had the right cue been given.
zombieslayer83 19
Yeah, leave it to a smart phone to make you look stupid.
Zebediabolical 45
It is a poor carpenter that blames his tools.
zombieslayer83 19
And a person who can't use tools to make that statement.
Zebediabolical 45
I use tools all the time. One fetches my coffee. Another pumps my gas. And a third, to whom I was briefly related, takes my lunch orders.
zombieslayer83 19
You misunderstood me. I meant like a man uses tools. Sorry, guess I wasn't clear.
SmittyJA24 26
I'll guess he's not gracious when he wins, either.
Sandman366 6
Sore winners suck. Sore losers, in this case at least, hurt.
eMurpH 9
Break one of the balls over his head.
erockinthesuburb 17
This reminds me of that scene in Boondock Saints, where they break into the contract killer's house and they end up killing him with the pool ball.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
I think that would be murder
adam3650 12
The pool balls, not your own balls. That would be a whole different kind of revenge
Dracoboxer357 36
And this asshole is your friend?? Tell him to **** off until he learns to grow up. :p
iAlissa 34
He may get even angrier and hurt OP more!:P But seriously OP, #5 is right... Tell him to piss off haha
GuessWhatKids 13
At least you didn't beat him in a game of baseball. I'd imagine having a metal bat broken over your head would suck balls.
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And likely cause cerebral hemorrhaging.
HKCgrimmjow 15
How do you figure cerebral damage? The cerebral cortex is located near the stem of your brain in the sub cortex area. Unless he swung at the back of the head and hit the right spot your actually most likely looking at damage to the parietal lobe/ frontal lobe.
liltwistism 12
#50 Get off of FML and get back to medical school.
RedPillSucks 33
What's with these people and their rage quits. Play to win, but if you can't deal with losing then don't play.
golden_warrior 23
Then infinity ward whom makes call of duty series won't make much money!
HKCgrimmjow 15
Oh god tell me about it, I learned my lesson when I threw my controller at the wall and it bounced off and shmucked me in the head
kevinhenning 4
If he's extremely competitive why didn't you let him win
zombieslayer83 19
What's the fun in playing then? His friend needs to grow the **** up and realize it's a game.
androiddestroya 7
But until then, OP should prepare for various concussions, it seems.
zombieslayer83 19
Well he deserves the concussions if he's dumb enough to play him again.
kevinhenning 4
Which brings me to my first ******* comment
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Respond by grabbing him by the cuff of his shirt and throwing him out the window of the bar.
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Who caught the T2: Judgement Day reference?
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
Moral of the story, treat competitive people like you would a toddler and just let them win. What they don't know wont hurt them OR YOU.
MrConcise 35
Nope, beat them consistently and severely until they know they're your bitch.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
That will never work. The person will find something else to beat you at and the cycle will start all over again. By playing this little cat and mouse game you will automatically be his bitch.
MrConcise 35
Oh, we're giving real advice here? My bad, let me start over: Get better friends or expect frequent trips to the hospital, because everything else is not worth the effort. Edit: Had to edit this really fast to make fun of the fact that you genuinely suggested you let childish people stay childish.