Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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Bunny21 11
I'm sorry but truth be told, your son sounds like an idiot.
simoncat 11
It's not the responsibility of any school to "give the sex talk" - that responsibility lies with the PARENTS. Schools instruct on the scientific aspects, sure. But responsible PARENTS are supposed to inform their children. Not leave it to strangers to do so.
mallorywrites 6
Please explain to me why it was the school's job to teach YOUR KID about sex.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
This is exactly why we need comprehensive sex ed. Parents ideally will explain this concept but schools if its absolutely necessary. Parents might be able to explain why you should or shouldn't have sex but I'm pretty sure a lot of them would flunk an exam about STDs or proper use of all contraceptives. Sex Ed is about more than just babies popping out. Think about how many places in the world where people only have rudimentary understanding of sex. Now think about every slacker and dropout you went to high school with. Odds are pretty sure strong they have an above average amount of children. They didn't pay attention then but we really think they're going to impart this wisdom to their own children. Even if some don't half-ass it now if only a fraction of that group is still sorry that still adds up to a lot of children in a nation of hundreds of millions of people. You pray for success but plan in case of failure.
rockyannie 11
Don't know who is dumber you or your son. He is your kid, your responsibility to raise him not the damn school. YOU gave him his DNA, YOU are to make sure he grew up. YOU raised a ******* Moran. Sounds like you raise a ******* idiot who will end up on the Maury show claiming he is a ******* idiot and asking "what is sex?" then responding with "I never had it but I am the father of her baby"
Jacksparrow72 21
Is he retarded?
Frustrated78 11
Another reason why I fear for the future of our country....Lazy parents = lazy dumb ass kids. In what fantasy do you think it's the school's responsibility to give him the sex talk? It's YOUR job to do that you dumb shit..and well before he's 19. Not only are you lazy, but you're just as stupid as he is.
Bad_Bre 10
your suppose to teach your son no matter if the school should
hellonyancat 6
I'm more surprised that he's never seen any **** or had conversations with his friends about sex. In the end it was your responsibility though. FHL.
chanta24 10
This is stuff I learned in 4th grade. I feel bad for the guy if his own school/mother/friends never told him