Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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Top comments
toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
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Comments (103)
muzy 23
talk about mooning people, OP! hopefully you didn't blind anyone.
MrDonSalvetti 27
You mean like your profile pic is doing?
maximus_prime 24
There was an extra crack on the rock face today.
toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
HighasaCloud 46
So everyone who decides to go commando deserves to have their pants tear in public? What kind of shit logic is that? It may be true if the chances of tearing pants were high, but they are not. Do passengers of a falling airliner deserve to die because they weren't paranoid enough to bring a parachute with their carry on luggage? We expect jets to be safe, just like we expect pants to remain intact. Same principle. What if someone's underwear tears also? Should we wear a few layers of undergarments just in case?
Chicagoillinois 18
Yes we should wear several layers of underwear ^
Pat5519 14
#51.. Wow... Not the same principle at all.. If you're going rock climbing it is safe to say that one should wear underwear. You've lost your damn mind comparing that to a plane crash saying that planes are safe? Your logic is undeniably stupid and you should stop commenting.
Likian5 26
#69 I think it's safe to assume they were talking about not commenting anymore just on this thread, not that they shouldn't comment on anything ever again. Seriously, NOW who's the one who's going to extremes here?
HappyItalian 38
#51 Did something happen to you to be this passionate enough to write a long comment about going commando?
flopstar 21
Why were you not wearing underwear in the first place?
randomheartthrob 7
A lot of people go commando here and there.
JustinJK 21
I never wear underwear.
OysterPearls 33
A friend of mine was advised not to wear underwear for a while because of her vulnerability to infection/irritation or something along those lines, now she rarely wears underwear at all. Maybe OP has a similar condition?
amandathemermaid 19
I don't think OP thought jeans can easily rip like that. I personally don't like wearing underwear all that much, they make me feel uncomfortable. Except if I wear a dress then of course I'll wear them. Maybe it's just a preference thing? I know a few people who don't wear them neither.
muzy 23
And how exactly would a belt prevent his trousers from ripping, #2? pray tell.
MrDonSalvetti 27
How on earth is a belt going to avoid his pants from ripping of? Edit: #6 Damn you beat me to that!
ASeeR 14
you have the guts to climb without underwear
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
bdsmslave 18
Don't worry. They show that bit in the trailer. You're safe.
NotGabe 28
Also the first ten minutes of the film. It's like the vomit issue in the first movie.
Shadowvoid 33
I was going to say, maybe OP got their inspiration from Pitch Perfect 2
xygen 19
CRUSHED IT TBH
worldclassrager 41
How embarrassing! Well if someone taped this I need to see it...censored of course...and a follow up would be great as well...
Grenith 21
boo we need uncensored.
Kitty_Kat44 31
Why would you not wear underwear when your doing something like rock climbing?
muzy 23
#7 You were probably blinded by my dp.