Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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Comments (177)
DLD647 3
Sounds like an episode of glee!
PplTheseDaysSMDH 5
YDI for not knowing your sons school curriculum. His school most likely taught abstinence only since its the only sex Ed the gov pays for. You should try being more involved in your sons life!
ughhseriouslywow 10
Schools never actually say "the penis goes in the ******." They only talk about what happens once it's done, and how the sperm and egg meet. As a parent, it's your responsibility to find out what your child is not being taught in schools and to tell him everything they don't that you think he needs to know. You deserved it.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Should have had the talk with him while he was in his teens and give him a couple pornos, and playboy magazine. That's just my opinion. Call it as you wish but it's better him doing that then ending up with and STD.
hayfayday 15
Has anyone else noticed that the OP's son knows he's a virgin but apparently never had the sex talk? If he knows so little that he thought he got her pregnant, maybe he doesn't know he had sex?
fordneagles 34
YDI OP, YOU are the one who should be giving him the sex talk, NOT his school. Be a damn parent and stop expecting the school to do that for you!
avaeba 14
YDI. You had ONE job. Srsly, it's up to you to give your kid the talk instead of hoping the school did it for you.
cieloalicia 16
You never had the sex talk? And.. How did he think he was the father? But he dodged a bullet, that's for damn sure.
emilyisobella 3
Agree with the others. YDI for not giving him the sex talk yourself. It isn't the schools responsibility to parent your child.
VancouverGuy89 9
Wow how can some one be 19 and not know how a baby is made ? Did you shelter your kid with no tv or interment OP? Or were you to nervous to tell him how it's done