Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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Comments (177)
chosha_fml 27
YDI for expecting the school to parent your child. Even with clearly being a bit of a dumbass, your son deserved better from you.
jwa2000 3
Your his father, the sex talk is your responsibility not the school's.
joe502 3
Is he home schooled, and the person that runs the place is a dumbass?
chinagirl3343 8
Excuse you! His school is supposed to explain sex to him??? Oh heck no! YOU are his parent it is YOUR JOB to explain that and well before 19! Gah!!! You're a bad parent!
Jharrist89 12
Well at least he's a good kid... And thankfully he didn't end up with the herp! You're lucky that your son is a responsible kid.
kabza 13
i feel for this guy..
BriannaMGK 15
I'm sorry, but if your sons 19 & thinks he's going to be a dad, but he a virgin, he's...uhh...slow. Or this post is fake as ****! 10 year olds these days know more about sex then that.
RedD12 3
Why would you give your child the sex talk at 19, this isn't the 1950's!
truepanda 2
Woooooooooooooooooowwww poor guy
ebrainer1 9
Ladies and gentlemen, abstinence-only "dumb-em-down" education at work!