Whaaaaat?
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, not only did I find out that my 13 year-old daughter is pregnant, I found out that she did it on purpose "to prove that she’s responsible." FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I was a bit upset to learn that my 13 year-old daughter had a boyfriend. When she noticed, she assured me that I shouldn't worry, because "it's just for sex anyway". FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter believes that all women will automatically become pregnant at some point during their lives. At least we don’t have to save for college. FML
Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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zharks1010 18
Your son is a dumbass
pokemyeyes 23
#facepalm
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Comments (191)
zharks1010 18
Your son is a dumbass
JMichael 26
It's really astounding just how stupid the younger generation is.
bonermonkey 31
yeah, 'cause vast amounts of stupidity has never been seen in any other generation...
ApologyKick 25
Singling out a single rotten egg is never enough for you people huh? Always turning it into a generational problem.
ViviMage 40
It really isn't that astounding, considering the abstinence only sex ed some kids get. I had a very comprehensive education.
JustinJK 21
Yes, our generation is so dumb. We've caused multiple government shutdowns, unnecessary wars, the 2008 economic downturn, the dot Com bubble, etc.
mds9986 24
This sounds more like a parenting issue. OP should have thought him better.
nemisis11 12
If you're going to criticize the teaching someone receives/gives, at least spell "taught" correctly.
mds9986 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Autocorrect. Do you want to actually try and give a reason why I'm wrong? You could just come up with another insult that has nothing to do with the subject at hand because you know you're wrong but don't want to accept it. That is why you come up with more insults to pretend it gives your stance value when it doesn't. If you happened to agree with me, what are the chances you would have pointed that out? Pretty much zero.
edmunson 22
Calm the **** down!!
nemisis11 12
I'm pretty sure it should be common sense, and blaming OP for not telling his son, "gravity will not prevent pregnancy "... Well, did your parents have that specific talk with you? I think for a parent to do that would require assuming their child is an exceptionally special case, and would still be highly insulting for their child if the parents were wrong.
DirectorLincoln 12
Well said Red Forman!
mds9986 24
No, he didn't have to say it directly. Simply educating him on how a women gets pregnant and that a condom is ALWAYS necessary is enough for this to not happen. If you assume he couldn't put the information together himself, then he IS a special case and OP should have actually educated him more. Do you really think somebody with all the facts would still make this kind of miscalculation but still be completely lucid in every other facet of life? Nope. This doesn't sound like an "out of nowhere" moment of stupidity. His actions are OPs responsibility.
DoomedGemini 38
There's a LOT of myths on things like this. It's easy to say it should be common sense when you have an understanding of everything. I wouldn't fully blame the parent, it's just a failure of sex education in general. Not to mention this wasn't just op's son, but the girl too.
coatl45 11
133 Actually, yes. I know some people who would make this kind of mistake knowing all the facts. And the fact that this kid is 18 implies that he does know all the important stuff. The most likely reason is that some of his older friends told him that and he was stupid enough to believe them.
SLdeej 11
Takes one to raise one. :o
magnoliabb 14
Not his fault, the US school system failed him.
pokemyeyes 23
#facepalm
okokalright 15
People should honestly start talking to their kids about safe sex at a younger age and stop being surprised when teens are becoming parents at young ages. But OP, your son is definitely a dumbass.
False_Stupidity 42
That was exactly my reaction when I first saw this one #2. I then had the people around me wondering why I just hit myself in the face.
Grazelent_90 16
Your son is legen-wait for it-dary...
Redoxx_fml 22
I don't get it
I_Like_Dogs 28
#19, it was a poorly timed How I Met Your Mother reference. But if you don't get why the son is legendary, neither do I.
whysobeachy 37
I think #3 might've meant "legendary" as an insult, rather than a compliment. As in, "the level of stupidity in your son is legendary", or something like it. That doesn't sound too great, but it's the best I could think of.
mcsammo11 12
legendarily stupid
MoxleyCrue 17
I think you mean legen-wait for it-daddy. Legendaddy!
I_Like_Dogs 28
#65, in this case, "daddy's home" would have been a better reference.
swishy25 14
#3, you're an idiot
HWICUNow 10
or "Heeeeeere's Gravity" !
bradoiler 15
ahh the joys of adulthood and stupidity
tantanpanda 26
Uh, I'm sorry, but people with the mindset of gravity preventing insemination is NOT within the norm.
LeavenSilva 27
I think it's time for 'The Talk' part 2
danceinconverse 25
That sounds like a really awkward movie. I would not see that.
smackaroonial 20
2/5 stars, too awkward to sit through. Would not recommend.
hordriss 14
It sounds a tad late for that.
Squidley91 4
2/10 IGN - Too much 'talking'
Demon_of_Light 27
1/5 stars. Too much dialogue. Not enough action.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
sounds like a sequel to the show on CBS. Also wouldnt want to watch that.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
I think the bigger FML is that your son is an idiot
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Why do I always get so many down votes?
extrasnipes 22
because of your photo?
OhGawdMyEyes 9
I don't know. I think you're right #6
NeatNit 33
I think that's the point #29 - you're one to talk ;P
KuronoEru 26
Now you know about him skipping on his health classes.
yerawizardlizzy 27
That doesn't necessarily mean anything. The majority of schools in the US are abstinence-only sexual education. In my high school we learned a small amount of reproductive anatomy and STDs. My teacher said "I'm not even supposed to tell you this much, but if you're active, please use protection." So if that's all you would get anyway, skipping health class wouldn't make much of a difference.
Sillsallad 15
Christianity is based upon a virgin getting pregnant. Abstinence obviously isn't working ;')
Tavers 19
That isn't just the US, Canada does that too. It's a real shame. If you ask me, the education system is failing the students.
smoothies14 32
My school didn't even require health. We had an optional one day to learn about STDs. Teachers weren't allowed to answer questions about sex. Between that and my Christian parents, I knew basically nothing about sex going into college.
coatl45 11
It's not just the education system. Parents also find the topic hard to talk about. It's one thing to talk about it in a class, but a parent needs to be able to guide their children by advising and completely informing them about stuff like this. The schools are also at fault, but the blame doesn't rest entirely on them. On a related note, this really a YDI for the OP, his son and this girl are total dumba**es for not knowing that any position can get her pregnant.
coatl45 11
isn't really* Sorry, damn typos
johncage 14
When did it become the school's responsibility to ensure children are raised properly? They are not the wards of the State; they are in the custody of their parents until they are considered to be adults. Perhaps OP should have had a discussion with his son about this instead of relying on somebody else to rear his son.
DoomedGemini 38
A school isn't in charge of raising of course.. But it's in charge of TEACHING.
MandieL 27
They can only teach what they are told to teach though. The government dictates what can and cannot be taught, so if you're going to blame the school system, blame the government aspect of it, not the school. It is still the parents responsibility to teach their kids about sex. Kids should know all about it at least when they hit puberty, in my opinion.
GamerG0DDESS 29
Now, I may be incredibly incorrect on my facts here, so I apologize before hand if I come off as an idiot, I just might be. Wasn't there a study that showed that teen pregnancy is greater in areas where only abstinence is taught? I remember vaguely hearing something about this.
DoomedGemini 38
I don't blame anyone unless they are advocating abstinence only education. And yes, I believe I heard areas that taught more about sex and pregnancy have less pregnancies. Teens will have sex, it's that simple, but the education will keep things like this from happening by disproving myths and teaching actual protection methods.
Anikaaaaa 31
Did you not have the talk with him? I think you're at least partially to blame for not teaching your kid, who's an adult now, (enough) about sex.
I_Like_Dogs 28
I'm concerned about how he discovered that.
Cian_1 28
Seriously? It's blatantly obvious that she got pregnant. :P
fanzum 12
don't u people give your kids sex ed classes in schools in the US??
yerawizardlizzy 27
Abstinence only ones, yes. That's about it.
merpppppp 15
Not in all states, some states like Minnesota and California cover abstinence but don't stress it as the only option. A lot of states do abstinence only sex education though.
nmcevoy 12
Abstinence only and kids don't pay attention in school anyway
MoxleyCrue 17
Sex ed in my health 1 class was watching Juno. Sex ed in my health 2 class was writing STI definitions and watching Juno.
9a_1z 12
My class were basically taught that the slightest drop of spunk anywhere near our bits could get us pregnant and we should treat it like biohazard material. Some girls still got pregnant pretty young, but I'll bet it was because they thought having a baby would be 'cute'. You can't out-teach stupidity sometimes.
coatl45 11
Louisiana is abstinence only sex ed. My mom came to me and told me about condoms and how a girl can get pregnant in any position, but that's rare for a southern baptist state.
smoothies14 32
Funding was cut to states that did not teach abstinence-only education following several teaching points, several of which were untrue. The trend is starting to reverse now, but many conservative states, such as my own Oklahoma, continue to believe it is an effective doctrine, despite the solid evidence against it.
Ichiya 29
It shouldn't be the school's responsibility. Parents should teach their kids about safe sex practices.
mads_fml 7
And the same states that teach abstinence-only also prohibit abortion.
Rainbowshoes 9
Watch the sex education episode of last week tonight by John oliver. You'll know then
fantasyworld 39
Not really. Mine was more about making good choices, smoking and what happens after sex with STDs and pregnancy.