Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Leeono 26
Sounds like your son did some transferring too.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Welcome to America.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Welcome to America.
real life problems 26
They need to seal the deal by appearing on an episode of Maury or Jerry.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Won't be interesting enough for Jerry. There's no incest involved.
Leeono 26
Sounds like your son did some transferring too.
Dave_Davington 34
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Damn lucky she's there now. Another year or two under Trump and abortion may be outlawed.
The_candyman 13
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wow automatically thinking shes going to want to kill the baby. ouch. depending on the country shes from she might have greater respect for the baby then we do here.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
****** up views by someone who probably had more women scraped then a fisherman's knuckle
RichardPencil 32
Trump campaigned on ******* immigrants. I’ll bet the son impregnated her while wearing is MAGA hat.
Dave_Davington 34
It's not a baby you ******* pillock, it's most likely an embryo, or a foetus at the very most. Furthermore, unless you're one of those "pro-life" Bible thumping mouth breathers, you should be well aware that there's nothing wrong with someone who doesn't want it in her body choosing to get rid of it.
The_candyman 13
1. I'm not a bible thumper lol wow 2. Roe Vs Wade will be fine soon enough (finally) 3. depending what you consider a life. 4. it never says how far along she is. (I'm guessing shes far enough along for her to have morning sickness to go to the doctors to find out shes pregnant.) 5. it seems its consensual so why is the first thing you run to is abortion. 6. abortion is ending a human life depending when you have it. or you telling me your one of those guys that can show up the day of delivery and be like you sure you want it to come alive honey they can change that if we want. that's sick.
Squidgegg 4
There is no baby. There's a foetus, at best. It's really not the same thing.
WHSKitty4ever 23
MURDERER!
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
The **** is wrong with you? It’s a child, not a “choice”! Why don’t you ask the baby if it wanted to live? Oh, wait, you can’t because it was murdered! Sicko!
xxWTFxx1981 23
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YDI sorry but you brought a teenage girl under the same roof as your teenage son how did you think that would work out...lol
mekiswrite 21
Yeah... because men are expected to have zero self control. She should have been safer, but he could have worn a condom or kept it in his pants. Takes two to tango and men should also be held responsible for accidents like this.
Mortoli 30
love how women always blame the guys hell sometimes the girl is the instigator. and lotta times they lie about being on something or not needing a condom to stimulate the guys. either way shouldnt always blame the men and boys... your right though it takes two and the same rules apply for girls if they dont want kids make sure your boytoy got a rain coat or better have some pills. just sayin. and depending on his schools courses they might not have proper sexual education to teach about safe sex. i know mine didnt.
Nik 12
no one said she was a teenager:p
xSphinx 18
than*
Fickle 6
!!!DAMN!!!
Glowworm56 27
Well this turned into a foreign soap opera fast!
Davros 12
Herzliche Glückwünsche!
GMSP 18
Well that's ******...
tibtak 20
Way to go son!
Nik 12
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