Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I have four daughters in high school. All four announced they are pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
Today, my daughter told me that she’s pregnant with twins. It would be an exciting piece of news, except for the fact that she’s a sophomore in high school. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sex ed should happen long before high school. And I don't mean sex ed saying abstinence is the only form of birth control.
QueenSaru 28
Teen pregnancy has actually dropped a lot surprisingly. At least in countries with robust sex ed BEFORE people start getting sexually active. Don't worry, I had to sit in parenting class between my brother's pregnant GF and another pregnant girl, so it could be worse.
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RichardPencil 32
Sounds like it's too successful.
QueenSaru 28
Teen pregnancy has actually dropped a lot surprisingly. At least in countries with robust sex ed BEFORE people start getting sexually active. Don't worry, I had to sit in parenting class between my brother's pregnant GF and another pregnant girl, so it could be worse.
dreams2383 20
when I was in Jr high a few girls were pregnant already. I knew 2 more that gave birth beginning freshman year
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Sex ed should happen long before high school. And I don't mean sex ed saying abstinence is the only form of birth control.
Razath 17
That does sound really broken, yeah. I remember we had our first sex talk in school when we were 7, covered all the basic basics (penis, ******, sperm and eggs) which then went into more detail once we were around 10-11 or so, with condom use, pregnancy and all that, and then repeated and gone into even more depth (pills, where to get free condoms, how to use them and so on) around 13 or so. Worked fairly well, tbh.
core01 30
What country did you attend school in?