Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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twinkiefeets 17
It's not up to the school to educate your son on sex. You the parent should have had that talk with him a long time ago.
malow90 3
It is not your son's school responsibility to teach him the right and wrongs of sexual education. It's yours.
malow90 3
It is not your son's school responsibility to teach him the right and wrongs of sexual education. It's yours.
brat0064 17
does your son lives in a pineapple under the sea too ... there's no way a 19 year old doesn't know better than that unless he's "special" .. and "special" or not this is certainly a reflection on the lack of parental guidance that he's gotten from you so YDI
israelnotjacob 20
YDI completely! I don't care if sex education is out there, it is not actually the school's responsibility to teach it. A parent needs to tell their kids themselves. Yeah it's an awkward conversation no doubt, but if you love your kid you should get over yourself. If he hasn't learned that you have to have sex to get someone pregnant by 19 he's clearly been very sheltered and you didn't even care to educate him yourself. This is all you. No sympathy.
Fmlsea 28
maybe its a good thing his not the father since he's not exactly got any brains, I would hate to see how he would raise a child . and if I was him I would get rid of the cheating gf, and if I was you id move your son to a better school .
Fmlsea 28
also just to be sure you should get you son tested to make sure he doesn't have an std .( can never be too careful)
burmillababe 7
He is 19? Parenting FAIL!!!!
ckrider64 8
u waited til he was 19? wtf...
AgentSmith79 9
YDI for expecting your son's school to do something YOU should have done. Children should hear about sex from their parents first. You're not fit to be a parent, because you're too lazy/embarrassed to fulfill your responsibilities.