Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my youngest, the 17 year-old, told me she’s pregnant. That makes it official: despite all my warnings about safe sex, all three of my daughters got pregnant before the age of 18. FML
Today, I took my transfer student, who I am hosting for her year of study in America, to the doctor. It turns out that she is pregnant, and my teenage son is the father. FML
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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lilhellian 27
And he thought he was the father how?
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
Why do parents expect the school to do everything for them? It's not their job to teach your child about sex so YDI
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broken20 2
YDI. why weren't you telling your son that sex makes babies before now? its not school's job to teach him stuff like that, its YOUR'S! you just failed at parenting and want someone to blame.
GetPuckedUp 3
where you one of those parents that refused to let him take sex ed in grade 6?
JohnyLoca 8
Don't you have biology in the U.S. highschools??? In Europe we study about how the human body works at the age of 14...
Ray_of_midnight 23
In America the Religious Right pushed through "abstinence only" sex ed in many states, where they merely tell young people not to have sex and don't give them any other information on STD or pregnancy prevention or sexual health or anything else.
kspear2 12
**** your life?? How about **** HIS life
bpeavy07 5
you shouldn't have relied on the school to give him the sex talk. You're his parent you should have done that so I'd say YDI.
TVKill3r 15
Actually it IS the schools job to teach that. Notice the word "teach". I got schooled on how the male body works and how babies are made in school. That's how it should be.
broken20 2
and how many people actually listen to teachers? that is why parents she tell their kids about sex and not to rely on our failure of an eduational system
LilaBear 2
you honestly think that just because the word 'teach' features in the sentence, it's a school's responsibility? I'm sorry, but the most important teachers in a child's life are their parents. Especially for something as important as sex and relationships. If you are not prepared to teach your children, please don't have any. This is the problem with today's kids. So many parents refuse to teach their kids anything and demand the schools do it. Schools only have them for 6 hours a day, 5 days a week. You have them for the other 18, and 7 days a week.
TVKill3r 15
No I'm not saying that everything should be taught at school and only school but I am saying it should be part of the curriculum. I was taught about sex at school but my parents did of course teach me stuff about it as well. They taught me more about being safe while school taught me more about the mechanics of it all. THAT'S how I think it should be.
Ambear72 6
Why didnt YOU have the Sex talk?
Makaze 12
His school never have him the sex talk because the Christian Right decided it was your job to do it.
downer3498 4
The sex talk is YOUR job, not the school's. Jackass.
cmb8280 24
IS he a virgin, or is he just a genius and a fantastic liar?