Anonymous
United States
Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spencer, United States
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Maryann
Word of the day
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Lax
France
Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML
SkinsCastSelection
Belgium
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML
joe
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Easton, United States
The big reveal
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Anonymous
True
Today, I found out that my 8-year-old daughter somehow learned how babies are made. Sort of. I found this out when we had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When one teacher asked where she was from, she replied, "My daddy's balls." FML
lyss
New Prague, United States
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
mother of an idiot
United States
Whatever it is, it's not enough
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
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ricinator 11
i think it's time to give her the talk...
Mister_Triangle 21
"I already put it under the pillow for you, so that the Scrotum Fairy will visit and give you $10 if you never speak of this again"
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SilentTreatment 7
Send her back to her room and tell her to think about what she said.
drlove78843 6
She didn't do anything wrong!
snator 0
Yeah, but if she dosent know what it means she cant be in trouble!
mspoutylips 8
Aww, you raised her well.
CallMeHush 1
Someday on your chin honey.
Enslaved 38
I knew what walnuts and chestnuts were. Chin nuts, I found out the hard way.
drlove78843 6
Your cat freaks me out
stacianichole 2
Is your cat a Blue Russian?
Enslaved 38
Yes.(: but not a pure bred. (mother was) Wow! I'm impressed. Many people think a cat is a cat is a cat. A lot of people don't realize that different bred of cats also have different personality traits, just like many dogs do. Bravo!
ashwowa 14
hahahahahahahah
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
It always made me think your cat was looking up and thinking, "I don't see the resemblance".
FMLinNMI 0
Seems to me you and her mother have made a habit of keeping your daughter in the dark on a few things.
leadman1989 16
Abstinence only education FTL!
mrahhhhh 21
The obvious answer is, "On Peter Griffin's chin."
MwahFMLS 6
;)
mrahhhhh 21
Just for the hell of it... All the FMLers with Peter Griffin as their display pic post in this thread! Let's see how many Peters we can get! :D
Juno88 0
^fail.
llZombiell 5
Way to inform your daughter about her body. YDI.
sklorange 5
These sorts of things could be really confusing for hermaphrodite children. Geez, give her a break.
fymother 13
The PC term is "intersex."
arin2009 0
No it's actually hermaphrodite because you still describe animals be hemaphrodites or not and humans are primates, chordates, animals, whatever else you wanna call them.
SquirrellyGirl 20
This wouldn't be an FML if her daughter was a hermaphrodite(I know you are supposed to call them something else but autocorrect won't let me type it) she's just misinformed about her amatomy
allybear42 2
Oh boy ...
purdles31 0
Hahahaha