Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
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kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
kassia_1011 21
That's when you dump him for not appreciating the effort you're putting in while he's slacking off :/
cornyrob 33
*Seventh* weekend? Sorry, but YDI for putting up with this. And dating is when a person is trying to impress? He's impressed enough. Find someone who will think more of you.
Karinrinkashi 9
maybe he has other ways to appreciate her. she is just complaining about one part of her relationship. And based on that ONE thing, you gave her advise to end it. Good job being the shallow one. "Dump him because he doesn't appreciate you the way you want him to" Dump for lack of sex, if that is the problem. But it has nothing to do with appreciation.
jackel_love 14
I could be wrong, but this FML came off to me that OP is unsatisfied, not the boyfriend. Although, seven weeks is long there are a lot of factors that play a part in a relationship. Everyone is different and the sexual aspect of a relationship isn't that important to some people. In my relationship enjoying each other and the time spent together is enough (we have done long distance before). OP's boyfriend could possibly be putting off going out and partying until his girlfriend is around and ends up over drinking... I have done this and so has my boyfriend. The other possible reason is that OP hasn't voiced her opinion and her boyfriend thinks it's something that she is okay with... Many factors...
djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
DoomedGemini 38
Not really true of kids OR drunks truthfully.
rldostie 19
Yeah. Kids be liars.
analbeadlicker 14
One paragraph on FML doesn't mean she deserves better...
Tripartita 45
If you stay together, you might want to tell him about fingers and their many magical uses. Also inebriated doucheyness.
ladyLALAA 29
Wtf how old are you?
Tripartita 45
I like how you asked instead of viewing my profile… and then viewed my profile. I presumed there was a sort of whisky dick situation, so although the OP's boyfriend wanted to perform, he couldn't. In which case, there are other means to satisfy someone. Perhaps I misinterpreted.
messymessiah 11
I'll be honest I don't know why you get negative votes for this, or why you got asked how old you are. Your comment was perfectly reasonable and understandable.
914smv 18
Wow OP that is horrible. he definitely needs to appreciate your sacrifices and spend time with you!
engineerosaurus 26
This sounds like a very one-sided "relationship".
cosmic_peanut 17
your life sucks , get over him
GrumpyGrinch 23
1 weekend, 2 weekends - FYL. Seventh - you are an idiot, he is a hardcore alcoholic, plus most likely getting sex elsewhere.
gracehi 33
She's not an idiot, well, not as far as I know anyway. If they've already been together for a long time and she's already attached, then breaking up isn't that easy. People go through far worse and don't dump their significant other. You're right about everything else, though.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Seven weekends in a row? YDI I agree with #9. Past the 3rd time I'd think it's time to have a talk/move on. For all the gas and time wasted, that's unacceptable.
gracehi 33
#45 I agree that his behavior is unacceptable and that she certainly should dump him. But you don't know what the two of them went through before this started. For all you know they might have been dating for years already and he had been a great boyfriend up until this point. Just because she hasn't dumped him yet doesn't necessarily mean she's foolish. She might have a good reason to be sentimental or hold out for hope. But no doubt she's feeling pretty idiotic at this point. Telling her she's an idiot won't exactly make her feel like she can do better. But based on the tone of the FML I have a feeling a breakup is imminent.
laden_swallow09 35
Whatever they were doing before the long-distance part is irrelevant. Seven times?! Fuggetaboudit. If he can't keep off the sauce for a few hours every week knowing full well his significant other is coming to spend time with him, then it's on him. Since its been the same story SIX MORE TIMES OVER, it's definitely on her for letting it go on for as long as it has.
vintageart1994 16
That's what I was thinking
TaintedTraveler 7
Sounds like he needs to get his priorities straight.
ChibiChick25 8
Then why the hell do keep driving to him?!?! If he doesn't want to spend in quality time with u, why waste your time?