Today, marks the third week in which my girlfriend has gone without taking a shower. She does this every so often, taking showers roughly once per month. She's convinced baby wipes will "hold her over". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML
Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 53
I don't think I could ever be with someone who doesn't value being hygienic.... That's gross.
davidlyster 4
That's nasty. Time to get a new girlfriend.
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Comments (193)
Krauseyboy_MG 10
Wonder what's holding over the relationship
qr_fml 21
That's flucking nasty.
alliemary31 5
I saw that on My Strange Addiction. The sound of running water would scare her because of being abused when she was little. So she would only shower like once a month and then just use baby wipes the rest of the time.
Barbie_girl415 4
Eewww wtf...after first 2 days she would have been an Ex!
taybay23 13
Ewwwww wtf does she do when she's on her period!?!? :&
Countryboy_1994 5
That's true love right there
ProctorKProducti 5
Break up with her?
fantasyworld 39
Someone not showering can come from them being sexually abused or them having clinical depression.
miss_amphetamine 24
Could be true for some since being depressed does impact your motivation, even for small things. However, I have clinical depression and still cannot fathom the idea of going three weeks without a shower. If I go a single day without taking one, I feel gross.
miss_amphetamine 24
She has a serious problem. That is not normal...at all. If she can't even take a shower, it is apparent she has zero concern for personal hygiene. Not to mention, wouldn't it take way more time and effort to wipe down your body with baby wipes, than to step in the shower for five minutes every day? I don't understand the reason anyone would do this.
magickiss87 22
Nasty. I could understand if she had a medical reason behind it - like extreme eczema (water, especially hot water, make eczema worse) or extremely rushed for time and uses wipes instead temporarily, but just because she's lazy is just gross as fk.