Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
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Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
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Tripartita 45
No need to worry, OP; there's plenty to do while clubbing besides dancing (and eventually having sex) with strangers. You can also drink (and eventually have sex) with strangers, use the filthy restrooms (and eventually have sex) with strangers, and listen to terrible music (and eventually have sex) with strangers.
Nats4444 11
That is not okay, OP, and don't let the comments here normalize this behavior by saying it's okay if he hasn't given you a reason to believe he's a cheater or tell you to trust him. You have a valid reason to be concerned.
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Comments (24)
KaIuLtLuEmRn 8
Unless your boyfriend has given you a reason to be worried, what's the problem?
EnvyMe33 26
The problem is the friend of her boyfriend has already tried to get him to cheat on her.
kricket5 19
But he didn't cheat.
NeOTW 3
Dump his ass or tell him to lose the friends
kricket5 19
Yes, because demanding things of your partner is part of a healthy relationship.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
I hate my friends girlfriend specifically because she's a bit of a bitch and tells him what to do and to not have anything to do with her because we criticized her one time. Telling someone to lose their friends is a complete deal breaker.
EnvyMe33 26
If it were me I would remind my man why we are together and then give him some good lovin ?
michaelwm26 10
No one wants your good lovin
Nats4444 11
That is not okay, OP, and don't let the comments here normalize this behavior by saying it's okay if he hasn't given you a reason to believe he's a cheater or tell you to trust him. You have a valid reason to be concerned.
Tripartita 45
No need to worry, OP; there's plenty to do while clubbing besides dancing (and eventually having sex) with strangers. You can also drink (and eventually have sex) with strangers, use the filthy restrooms (and eventually have sex) with strangers, and listen to terrible music (and eventually have sex) with strangers.
RichardPencil 32
Make him wear condoms until he tests negative for STDs. Trust, but verify.
wickedgetz 30
if he didn't cheat before he ain't gonna cheat now... trust him
tolkien897 15
I am against people putting themselves in situations where cheating could happen. His friends peer pressure him already, then he's going to clubs to dance and drink? He's not going there to dance with other men, I promise.
Lucky O'Guin 18
If you don't trust him, why are you still with him? How can you love someone that you can't trust? Either dump him, or let him go cheat and blame it on his friends, but duh...it is his penis. No friend can make him cheat
michaelwm26 10
Dude he hasn't cheated yet will you at least give him the benefit of the doubt?
Sierra Dawn Worrix 7
Talk to him about it let him know you're not comfortable with it