Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway at work when I saw a coworker I hadn't talked to in a while. I went for a high-five as a friendly greeting, but she didn’t see me coming and instead awkwardly grabbed my hand like she was about to hold it. We both froze for a second, and then awkwardly sighed and practically ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML
Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
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Top comments
AlwaySunny 0
you want a side of incest with that walk?
ILoveEggnog 7
And let the awkward silence ensue.
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Comments (173)
ZacharyClift 1
so akward!
whiteboy7thst 2
Awkward, and many other terms...
juicedboi 7
She didn't ask why you suddenly held her hand? Doesn't sound like she found it that strange.
Jjustin 0
hey 21 are you even really whiteboy7thst?
unvmesucka 0
She wanted your Hong in her Kong.
sterlingarcher 1
22... I agree
dcam13 19
dude you held her hand, what's the big deal?????? laugh off the mistake with her... and then maybe stop thinking incest is cute:)
futtbuck101 1
let's hope you're not a redneck otherwise things would get way out of hand(pun intended)
imacreeper 3
creeper much? and that's even creepy for me.
ILoveSomeFun 0
LOL
PurpleRae420 0
Ok but your family you can't hold hands with your family what if your close to them? And as far as being cute now that's kinda wierd but you both should have laughed it off life is too short not too!
sterlingarcher 1
how do i get thumbs down for agreeing with someone who has 22 thumbs up??? jeez why are people so rude?!?
toastyjustice 5
because that's what the thumbs up button is for
dcam13 19
118, you got a thumbs down from me for caring that you got thumbed down, lol. :)
nahgemsoohc 0
hahahahahah!!! nice one, 150!
noelykins1 19
maybe the cousin in like8
ILoveEggnog 7
And let the awkward silence ensue.
chino627 0
Let the therapy begin!!!!!
MrCush89 0
lol hand n bag sound alike 2 yu?
moosemonkey1000 6
2nd GraAd is uh foreign concept too yu?
uncbballwins 0
She probably said handbag
clumsydude 10
Don't you mean *Hong Kong?
FYLimhoYDI 0
hooooooong koooooooong fooooey! lmao
gb_chrs 2
nope, in Chinese hand is "sou (so-uh)" and bag is "bao (p-ah-ow)"
rudikk99 2
might be on honk kong...
I_Deserved_It 10
This is in Hong Kong, so if they were speaking in Chinese, it would've been Cantonese. And hand in Canto is "sau" while bag is "doi". Which sound nothing alike, and neither do their equivalents in English. Way to go, OP.
kingedoftheworld 0
not really, depends on how you say it. it's shou (hand) and then shou dai (hand bag)
spazmattic 0
kissing cousins?
CrazyGirl445 4
insist is best (;
trevishere 7
75 - incest**?
Hockeyboy4280 18
WINCE__ Yeah, Nevermind, I'll spare the people of another one of these jokes...
hc20 0
do you live in Kentucky?
eradonnes 0
i believe its kansas
Bossman11 6
they never said anything about kissing
babyyappld 7
it's hong kong actually....
traze 7
Some hidden feelings there?
chrisjw27 18
what the hell is wrong with you? of course she didn't want you to told her hand you strange strange man.
AirsoftKY 0
maybe he's from Eastern KY
MissZoe62 4
6- that is one awesome toaster!
AlwaySunny 0
you want a side of incest with that walk?
RedPillSucks 33
more like wince-est
ro3b 0
haha funny
ceddyz17 10
it's not like you kissed your cousin? or did you
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
oh geez
DaySetsFire 2
he wants to have sex with his cousin the end
chris71sk8r 8
I don't get it either. It doesn't seem bad or actually worth a FML. It's just holding someones hand. I'd do the same thing just to bother someone.