Today, while sleeping over at my guy friend's house, I woke up mid-air after falling off his abnormally high loft bed. Luckily, there was a table and 3 shot glasses to break my fall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party and tried to lean casually against a wall while talking to someone. I missed the wall and ended up stumbling backwards into the punch bowl that was atop the coffee table. FML
Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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amy397123 0
Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?
SenGaeriel 3
Ouch
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Comments (55)
SenGaeriel 3
Ouch
7revelation7 0
it's totally like "the kick" in inception, the falling sensation made you wake up! Reason for fall? Shot glasses
6tori6 5
pfft...."guy friend".
ygdrassil 17
You, a girl, slept in the bed of your guy friend? Awkward.
Yaggi 0
oucchh that sucks
Ancients 8
Ouch!
foxconn2432 0
why is this in the intimacy category?
abciseasyas123 0
it's in misc on my phone atleast. they only way this would qualify for the intamcy category is if 'guy friend' was code for f*ck buddy...which we all know it probably does.
abciseasyas123 0
intimacy* oops
amy397123 0
Was it necessary to mention that he was your "Guy friend"?
SmokinGuns 13
Atleast mobile users know it's a girl now. I've never heard a guy say "I was chilling playing some CoD with my guy friends."
Erindub 0
Luckily?? Ok then you ought to be good to go then huh?!
Creeper09 0
OWWWW!!!!
LatinoHeat 0
Why are you complaining? Clay Aiken would have went through the table, stood up and roundhoused your guy friend for not putting more shotglasses on the table.
BloodShard 0
You really need to get over your Clay Aiken obsession. Commenting something about Clay Aiken on every single post does not make you funny.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
He's just trollin'. Also, wtf, #10, Clay Aiken does not roundhouse kick, that's Chuck Norris' thing. Pshh.
LatinoHeat 0
I have seen the YouTube videos of Clay Aiken performing roundhouse kicks. It is truly an awesome sight...go search for them yourselves and see what I have seen with your own eyes.
JassyJas 2
@LatinoHeat the whole Clay Aiken thing mightve been funny on the first post you did it on but not on the what,6th? OP Fyl that mustve hurt!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Please don't feed the troll.
icanspellgud 0
ily clay aiken troll :3