Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Welshite 40
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
barfcannon 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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Comments (102)
shay_serendipity 29
... isn't the +4 card in Uno, not Monopoly..?
Needafarm 22
Wow, she sounds like a keeper.
FMLusername969 21
Dump her.
chef_burns 9
I had a girlfriend that was so insecure I'm sure if I just shared a space with someone else In a game of monopoly she would accuse me of cheating and cry, sorry for the crazy, but hey that's how we learn.
Florentina 17
I'd bet $100 there is way more to this story than a fair win of Monopoly. The game's brutal, but not mow-down-mailboxes brutal
Brandi_Faith 34
I would typically agree, however some people are so crazily competitive that they act like a different person (a highly aggressive, psychotic, rude person) when they play games. I have a cousin that has certain games that she is no longer allowed to play because she goes crazy when she plays. She yells and whines and just becomes nasty, so she actually banned herself from playing these certain games, and she's like 45. So yes there is a good possibility that it was only because she lost that she took out the mailbox. Personally I can't handle people that can't get a grip on their emotions and reactions when they play a game & lose. Grow up people.
Flyndaran 10
The vandalism may have been only semi-intentional. Accidents happen when driving psycho enraged. There is a reason we have the term sore loser. Some people simply cannot handle when others don't bend over backwards to placate their sensitivities.
Retaheki 27
I assume #9/#34 meant not to use it when you're playing UNO in the future.
supergod_fml 3
That's a sign to run away from her as far as you can!
martin8337 36
Next time play naked twister.
theotherguyss 3
Girlfriend: "She took my Monopoly money and property... I'll take his real life property".
stephanyovalle 15
She needs to learn that sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. Imagine playing Mario party with her! Man, she would burn your house if you steal some of her stars.