Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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littlexlion 4
Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!
kbaker90 0
I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.
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noname_0000 0
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AlexZB 0
YDI for sucking at ping pong seriously, how bad can you be? and why not just explain that to your girlfriend
missmollylynn 0
i agree, this isn't a FML.
mcsnelly 5
Actually, most people suggested not completely demolishing her at every game...different than letting her win.
genius_man16 1
His girlfriend probably wouldn't believe him even if he did try and explain it to him. Girls like that are just ****** crazy, and you need to just avoid them like the plague. (hint hint OP)
Reyo 2
Am I the only one who finds that it's normally girls who pull that "YOU LET ME WIN!" *gets mad* bullcrap?
topdawg255 0
ping-pong goes to 11 moron
atkir002 1
whats ping-pong? is it table tennis. as we say in england just wondering.
jc10x 8
Yes 75, Americans call it ping-pong, Europeans and Africans call it table tennis
_Adog2645 24
No, in America we call it either, but we mostly refer to it as ping pong (at least I do).
strata8 0
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Man, that sucks. Usually letting someone win is a NICE thing... Third? Forth?
palleas_fml 0
lol, I hadn't seen that one :p no mercy, huh ^^ and a bit full of yourself, aren't you ;)
palleas_fml 0
hey, I never said she wasn't ^^ I don't know her (yet?) but I've been noticing her comments lately, and I'm already a fan ^^
Intoxicunt 6
Awww, thank you guys! You can't spell Sears without SARS.
canucksrule88 0
well you did say no mercy...but not true :P
766746 0
that sucks
ladysandry 0
Haha I barely find fmls funny anymore but this one actually made me laugh :)
littlexlion 4
Ah, gotta love females. If they win, they are upset because you "let them win". If they lose, they have a hissy fit. Yay for double edge swords!
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha shit you're onto us. @OP Just tell her you actually just suck at ping pong. Once she has had her fun ridiculing you, go play something you don't suck at and come a draw :P
plexico 4
The trick is to beat them, but "keep it close." Beating the shit out of them is almost as big a date-ender as throwing a game. There is one game where the girls like to win. I call it "Count the Orgasms." If a girl beats me 8-1, or 15-2, they seem to be OK with that. They know I tried my best, but I just came up short, so to speak. Shutouts are no good, however, the DSBs are painful.
Intoxicunt 6
Also don't fart in their face when you win. Just so you know....
Jiplo 18
What happens with draws?
kbaker90 0
I hate girls who do that. It's really annoying (don't go off on me, I'm a girl). She's just being cranky and will hopefully get over it soon.
Tubasaurus 0
She would have probably done the same if you beat her. Just let her calm down and read her a bedtime story.
shekhar 0
FYL... ahh... perhaps you should convince her to play ding dong rather than ping pong!!
sj1990 0
i'm guessing you were playing to 21 and not 11 (since you were still going...), so on the plus side you didn't lose if she stormed off at 20-3.
itsallbs 0
Sounds to me that your gf is a total competitive bitch. She won a ping pong game. Big deal. It's probably in your best interest to drop her while you can. This behavior won't change.