Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
barfcannon 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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Comments (102)
brniedgrl24 3
It's like playing with Family. Monopoly is some serious stuff yo!!
soulreaper12296 28
That's what you get for playing Monopoly. No one is safe what Monopoly is involved.
Earth_walker 19
Woah, thank god my girlfriend isn't like that, I've beaten her everytime we've played Monopoly, so like 7 times hehe
CyberGothic 16
Four words: Let the Wookie, I mean Woman, win.
linkinpark98 24
You said it yourself: She's a woman. If she still has problems losing when it comes to board games, she needs to work that out herself. You can't grow up and have bad sportsmanship your whole life.
lyn87 7
Sounds like she needs the boot. Do you want to live your life with someone who overreacts so stupidly like that? Yikes.
Malaki691 15
Get out NOW!!!
kesht1996 12
Monopoly: ruining relationships since the 1930s
linkinpark98 24
NEVER attempt to play Mario Kart with her then...
russell61 0
Don't be stupid and say I Do you will regret it.
ITSUPEREFFECTIVE 12
Sooooo... Pass go, collect 200$, and....Make-Up Sex? ?