Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Welshite 40
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
barfcannon 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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Comments (102)
henrylikestreats 22
Wait, you guys actually finished a game of Monopoly? Bravo!
just_dorky_me 22
You should have known when you started playing there was a chance it would have ended this way. When you start a game there's basically a contract that is signed when you roll the dice.
kblanset 6
#crazygfprbs
just_dorky_me 22
#37 if there is a future
TwoXMike 14
Things you shouldn't play with your boyfriend/girlfriend, fiancee, husband or wife. Monopoly, Mario Kart or Mario Party. Those games are called friendship/relationship ruiners for a reason
gallifreyanqueen 10
play all three of those all the time with my friends and family. We spend the whole time we curse and shout, but we laugh the whole time. Never have any of us ended our relationship over it.
Jazmin_1A 7
I see someone pulled a smash and dash..☺
xSapphireCloudx 4
That really sucks, but...you actually FINISHED monopoly!?!
cgowe4 15
damn th
ADBurns 22
Did Star Wars teach you nothing? "Let the Wookie win"...
rnarshmallow 21
Monopoly is serious.