Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where I work to pick up my pay check. After I got it, I headed back to the dorms to take a quick nap before Chemistry later. I woke up, and my check was gone. I later found it. In the form of a text from my roommate saying he gambled away 'our' money. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Top comments
DarkHelmet 10
Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!
missmilf 6
haha how did that happen??
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Comments (119)
missmilf 6
haha how did that happen??
JangiJangiJangi 0
haha
RandomBlackMan 0
Run with the groceries!
NomadicFlo 4
1 - You sound very much like the culprit.
BagleHead 6
All you need now is a get out of jail free card
Keyman1212 14
Children these days... And the sad thing was, you were buying groceries for them, so they could eat.
MrSarcasm 4
Buy some hotels.
eshhayz 0
Anyone seen the monopoly "African American" edition ? Every square is "go to jail" hehe so true IMO
BellaBelle_fml 23
#21-Umm, what?
Kyzahhh 7
Make sure you got the right change
Laurenlou 24
44- You racist bastard! That's so incredibly rude! And OP, it was most likely a cold prank! FYL But I hope you have laughs about it later. :)
murlocholmes 5
Why are we not looking at the bigger picture here? Why is OP buying groceries instead of Boardwalk?!
MrSarcasm 4
OP just passed Go and collected $200, so gotta wait to circle the board again.
Overseer211 1
well? did they accept it?
somerandomdude19 2
They probably didnt.. But at least OP had his mini metal getaway car :)
ariannaimelda 7
OP should take the groceries and run. Then when the cops show up to arrest him, flash the "Get out of Jail FREE" card. It's bulletproof!
tylersign 11
It's fine to spend it OP, because when you pass go you can get some more groceries.
alexa98 0
Haha sorry FYL how did that happen??
moonballsFTW 0
Win. xD
DoggyDoggWorld 0
Well, hey, at least OP can use the money to cheat on the next monopoly game. :P
yomommma 6
Fail.
Avsfan1111 3
lol that is hilarious!!! but sorry fyl
Starv 6
a great idea for April Fools Day!!
amrik 11
LOL. but op could use debit or credit cards
DarkHelmet 10
Go directly to jail Do Not Pass Go Do Not collect $200!!
BaileyBabyBear 6
do you have children ? :p
GDIalex 11
No, definitely, it was his wife or, probably, magic
roxysoxy 0
had they offered pepsi as a substitute for coke
mynameis1339 0
Hmm I don't think that's the problem here re read the post
slushpup9696 12
No, it's a joke from some comedian. "Can I get a Coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" "Is monopoly money okay?" *rimshot*
leadman1989 16
That's the thing I don't understand pepsi is better...
dyble95 0
That's the thing I don't understand, it is personal opinion.
sxe_beast 11
I think soda sucks period. Yum, water.
sxe_beast 11
I think soda sucks period. Yum, water.
sxe_beast 11
I think soda sucks period. Yum, water.
bro1oke 0
was the little metal iron in there too?
StopDropNRoll 11
Probably not. If anything it was the pot with the cash.
Bdubwv87 0
Awsome huh
kronick_fml 0
No it was the car duh
MessyVictor 1
You still should of paid and said you the monopoly guy.
woosah 16
Probably could have bought boardwalk with a wallet full. Add a hotel. Done
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
hahaha classic.
lidsthesquid 4
Or vintage? 0-o