Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML
Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Welshite 40
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
barfcannon 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
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Comments (102)
Welshite 40
Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.
Retaheki 27
What you do is hope she lands on your hotel. Then you're in business, that is, unless she stole your money to pay off the debt.
sstahpp 33
Monopoly will turn you into a crazy bitch!
lilmissy44 14
Pass get out, collect 200 dollars for damages....maybe some diapers cause she sounds like a toddler
incoherentrmblr 22
All board games in relationships are traps...
Pingvinai 37
Monopoly: testing friendships and families since 1903.
MrConcise 35
It's been replaced in that department with Mario Party, Trouble, and IKEA furniture.
Retaheki 27
Not true #25. Nothing tears friendships apart quicker than Monopoly, it is only tied by UNOs Draw Four card.
valalvax 13
Trouble? Barely worth a mention
HairIsEverything 15
What about Sorry? We've had a couple game boards used as frisbies over that damn game.
more4me 27
Amen to that, #3 ! IKEA furniture building is probably a close second ! Or is it "a trip to IKEA with your SO on a Saturday afternoon to test the relationship ? " ;)
MrConcise 35
#46 - Oh, Sorry was what I was thinking of, not Trouble. Brain fart.
Flyndaran 10
I though your comment was funny and lighthearted. I have zero idea why you have so many down votes.
emmatheamazingx 17
That's why to never play monopoly with your loved ones
barfcannon 24
Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity
jojimugo 20
That game is dark
juststephhere 23
It's just a game... She should've gotten over it..
tantanpanda 26
if I land on the developed boardwalk, I wouldn't be getting over it any time soon.
13ky13 20
If you're not willing to lose every friend you've got over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.
just_dorky_me 22
If you think it's just a board game then you have never properly played.
Stazza11 27
One does not simply get over the rage that manifests whilst losing at monopoly.
iAlissa 34
Monopoly is the true test of strength in a relationship.
gearhead369 20
There you have someone who is really competitive. She doesn't like losing, so guess what? You'll never win. EVER
Flyndaran 10
Competitive does not mean childishly throwing temper tantrums after having lost. American sports has corrupted your view of sportsmanship.
LottiGypsyHaze 3
Not true. I don't care about winning arguments I have with my bf, but when it comes to video games and board games I am intense, man.
gabwielle 8
Try the Star Wars version of Monopoly.
laden_swallow09 35
As much as I love Star Wars, I'm not sure how that would make it any different.
DrMario_ 16
She's going straight to jail. If she passes Go, she shan't receive $200.
ohSNAPyall 27
She's got nothing left to lose.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Monopoly's just another word for nothing left to lose." - Janis Joplin