Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from my bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard. My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back. This is his revenge for me salting his coffee this morning. FML
Today, the guy I picked on in high school got his revenge. He bought out my dad's car shop above market value and then closed it. My dad doesn't care, he gets to retire early, while I get to watch something I'd hoped to inherit get torn down and sold off. FML
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend dumped sand into the crankcase of my truck and then filled it to the top with water after I dumped him for being immature and not respecting my things. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, my dad came up into my room and told me that as a consequence of breaking my MacBook in anger, he’s punishing me by helping him with yardwork every single hour of the day. FML
Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML
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TheCrispyCat 20
I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.
Ambient25 25
You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...
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Comments (97)
TheCrispyCat 20
I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.
michaelaranda 28
this bad? I mean, it probably required a lot of effort and planning on ops dads part
cheshirecat13242 32
Life's a beach.. He really brought that one home to ya, huh?
soccerstar1996 18
I ******* HATE IT WHEN MY MOM GETS PARK PLACE!!! Gahhhhh
AnOriginalName 19
To be fair, #23, a lot of construction companies are often willing to deliver waste materials like dirt/sand for free. Otherwise, they have to pay to dump the materials at a landfill or someplace similar. To the OP: call a few tree-cutting companies in the area and ask them to dump a couple yards of mulch on your dad's driveway. Two can play at this game.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
23- Well, OP shouldn't have taken Boardwalk. OPs dad really wanted it. It was totally justifiable to dump a truckload of sand on someone's driveway for that. (sarcasm for all you humorless folk)
Exhaling 12
Atleast it wasn't with your boyfriend and best friend and your boyfriend got so mad he said he cheated on you with your best friend last night..
A7XCamaro 19
That was far to direct, exhaling.
154rct 7
Its almost as bad as the uno draw four
hotshot0185 15
That is awesome
iAlissa 34
I would be pissed, personally.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Me too 11, I hate losing at monopoly more than anything.
amatoy 11
How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?
Chumsword 8
On their piles of money. Although that wouldn't be very sanitary.
TheCrispyCat 20
Doesn't matter got money
Ambient25 25
You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...
radiocaf 29
That's an awesome idea #5. I'm going to turn to you should I ever need a revenge plan!
SymphonyGrrl 12
If he ever needs money, give him all Monopoly dollars and then ask why he's upset.
Fenring41 1
Or better yet: sand dollars
bigwiensch 15
flood his drive way with monopoly money
emilycb93 12
Time to grab a shovel
dane18 12
You should take a dump in his driveway
ninety 25
That will really show him.
iAlissa 34
I mean, I guess that's a good method of revenge if you're eight years old. Or a wild animal.
breakinlegs 19
look at his profile picture, he is eight years old
Ambient25 25
he sure acts it
imdabess 9
"oh no a dump on my drive way, must definitely be my 30 year old son/daughter getting revenge."
Soundslikeothers 15
No I think the fact you didn't let him be the thimble factored more into to it
Mr_Loudmouth 9
It's definitely time for a dead fish under the seat of his vehicle.
ksks1234 33
That is easy to find. Get stinky cheese or shrimp, stick it in the vents. But that is mean and probably taking it too far.
cryssycakesx3 23
glitter in the vents!!
kwyk 23
crack an egg into the radiator... maybe not such a good idea if you ever want to hear from him again though
8born8 18
Go to your local seafood market and buy some fish. Everyday put a piece of it under eaxh floor mat of his car. Slowly but surely, the stank shall grow.