Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I went to Jack in The Box to grab a quick hamburger. I was in a hurry, so I didn't check my order. By the time I opened the bag, I was really hungry. Unfortunately, the burger looked like a 5-year-old wrapped it, and the burger looked bitten into. FML
Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML
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pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
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Comments (132)
pimparmenian69 0
shove it up their anus!!
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
ydi for eating at bk
bigredmonkeybutt 30
I'm with #4. BK totally sucks. What's the economics of this: You ate what? $.15 worth of a sandwich. They gave you a coupon worth what? $.75? That leaves you $.60 ahead. Bread mold is what penicillin was derived from so you certainly weren't hurt by ingesting a bit of it. Next time look at your food before you shove it in your mouth?
yumsters 0
bk tastes like shit
rockr_chick 5
i looked at the comments JUST to see someone say "ydi for eating at bk" lol
Molord1 0
should've stuck your finger down your throat and thrown up all over the cash register
kaelynn 0
haha me too, 10, knew it'd be there
UpYoursInAdvance 0
4 and 7 You Suck! BK is the shit but they have been falling of on thier fries around ma way...
Griggy 0
You actually ate discounted fast food... You really are stupid...
mshoes12346 3
i think ive seen this fml before...
NathanKett 0
I don't know what burger king you guys eat but here it's ******* amazing. and roughly the same price as mcdonalds as well
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
They only have one anus? Is that supposed to cut down on bathroom breaks? I knew those McManagers were slave drivers, but sheesh.
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it. you didn't die. and WTF did you expect a car? damn be lucky they gave you anything
Stupified 0
Op bread mold is pennicilin right? that shit would kill me! ydi for not looking at your food fatass. op ask to talk to the manager or go higher up if necessary
usmc2016 0
no **** you
giganticky 0
Because I always take the time to inspect my food from every angle from an establishment that is held to standards of cleanliness and freshness.
MissKelly8D 0
that's why I never eat at fast food places.
adhdkid411 0
take you car and slam it into the BK building. then get out all casual and say I wasn't my burger with out moldy a moldy bun. trust me , it works everytime
HunterDanielle 3
isn't that mold from cheese that ht
HunterDanielle 3
isn't that mold from cheese that
HunterDanielle 3
isn't that mold from cheese that h
drewfus2 6
You aren't supposed to examine your fast food to closely. Nor are you supposed to sodomize people with it.
drewfus2 6
Btw, penicillin is citrus mold.
Taylorfacepwns 0
check the bun first.
Sun_Kissed18 25
You shouldn't have to check your food for mold before eating it, that's just wrong. But the op should have gotten a lot more for that. Sorry :/
Feklfekl2222 32
isn't it normally spelt mould/mouldy
duke56924903 11
In America it's usually spelled mold.
perdix 31
Well, you did get some free penicillin, and you only deserved to get 1/5 off your next Whopper. Sounds like you came out ahead on the deal.
ohSNAPyall 27
Nah, OP should have gotten 4/5 (unless she still ate the rest of the moldy one!).
Oanaj 0
give the coupon to me then..
Good_old_Grim 8
Mold isn't that bad. Though you can probably file a complaint about them somewhere.
burnforeternity 30
He could sue.
Jimboom 12
Like #3 said, free penicillin. So I'm going to go with YDI for eating at BK.. everone knows their burgers suck!
_whisper_ 0
You should really learn to look at what your about to eat before you actually eat it.
katelynjoy 0
You ate at BK.... You didn't even notice right away.... And you took the coupon the gave you so you can go back there?! YDI
FYLDeep 26
You went to a Burger King. it's not like they have anything you can trade up for.
Pro_Nothing 9
Bk is alright but why didn't you look before you ate? ydi