Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
She'll be single for a looong time...
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
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satanic_fml 13
YDI for making up a game
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
willsmithjr 2
You're kidding right?
willsmithjr 2
Oh and my comment was a reply to 1, I know 9 wasn't kidding, I actually agree with their comment
Screwie 25
I don't think 1's kidding - We can now murder the subject. FOR SCIENCE!
jonn090 13
Someone here hasn't been paying attention much.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
If it WAS sarcasm, it was soo good.
imaginaryvoice 18
"No, honey. I don't need to make up a game to do that..."
X_Codes 11
@27 - Exactly. If she can't figure out an easy Sudoku puzzle, then she IS stupid.
kxxjoejoexxk 8
For stuck up people who take the internet to seriously this was sarcasm
MoneyStacks 4
It's okay OP, I couldn't play that game to save my life! You'll find someone better.
SirCharles83 13
38- Maybe OP is just a horrible teacher. She's probably a moron but there is a chance he was doing a horrible job explaining it, thus confusing her. Any relationship that ended over sudoku was not going to last much longer any ways.
gracehi 33
It's nice to know you agree with yourself, willsmithjr.
I_lost_the_game 25
43- I think you've got confused: OP's girlfriend was the one who couldn't do the sudoku.
Zomg_Okay 27
*Looks at 77's user name* There's a special place in the fiery pits of hell reserved for people like you.
caplox 6
Obviously it's sarcasm, idiots.
idgaf528 6
27, who is this "him" on your about me? O.o just curious ha
sens3sfailing 25
*shouts "I LOST THE GAME"* I blame you too 89...but only slightly.
Muffin_boo 12
Don't feel bad op. I can't play sudoku either lol. I'm not good with math and it gets sort of confusing. Just go apologize to her and explain yourself.. Maybe she'll forgive you!
sens3sfailing 25
111- maybe re read the FML? OP knows how to play sudoku, just not how to teach how it is played.
CoDHater 9
*looks at 89s comment* Why exactly are you saying that there is a special place in hell just for him because of his username? Or are you talking about the first commenter on this FML?
BulldogHoops 14
118 is obviously not familiar with the game.
guci101 14
Ur a dumb shit.
acetl87 12
nice Sheppard Book reference ;)
sens3sfailing 25
118- the game is a game of not thinking about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game and are forced by the game rules to say or shout, I prefer shout because I like being a troll with the game, that you lost the game, making everyone else within earshot...oh and by the way, everyone is playing the game, so saying you are not playing is not a valid excuse because you are all now playing! And how to win the game is made up from place to place, but you never can actually win
Levvy 22
Wow, FML attached this to completely the wrong comment for some reason. This system can be awfully strange sometimes. Self-deleted.
trueblue170 13
*FACEDESK*
MDTeddy 13
Op just let her go? He didn't like go on the internet and show her it exists?
untamable_mare 4
That's original. sheesh
GLaDOS8899 14
Are you ******* kidding me? You cannot be SERIOUS right now!
GLaDOS8899 14
Oh, yeah, in reply to 1.
every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
newbiehere99 6
Knowing from the FML, she would probably take that too literal...
User57777 13
Where have you been boners?
every1luvsboners 11
Constipated.
toenibbler 14
The toilet you took that out on must have taken a beating because you've been gone for ages.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Although you must admit, Sudoku games are hard to explain to another person without getting them confused. Sometimes, they have to play the game themself to understand it.
tjv3 10
OP you should have stopped about 10 minutes into it. "Sometimes even though you win you lose"
JustJumped 22
I'm trying to teach mine to play this, it's not going well :(
doctorhook86 25
68: Personally, I use the FML app more when I'm on the toilet.
alexhaz64 4
After the first hour, I would think you would've realized she wasn't the brightest bulb...
shayshayshazam 14
Being good at Sudoku doesn't mean your smart. I know lots of smart people that suck at it. And I'm good at it, and I'm definitely not a genius.
Steve95401 49
Sudoku is not that difficult. OP spent about an hour and 45 minutes longer than he should have teaching his dimbulb ex how to solve the puzzle
sdh715 6
Just because you can't play sudoku doesn't mean you're stupid. I suck at it and I'm not dumb. The fact that she thought he made it up however does show that she is pretty clueless.
ruabadfishtoo 0
8, I'm sorry but it's :you're. I had to do it
doodlecloud 27
Being good at sudoku may not automatically mean you're smart but not understanding how one even works after 2 hours DOES mean you're dumb. You don't have to like it or be good at it but it's not hard to understand how it works, assuming OP started her with easy ones.
gmc_blossom 21
37- You did not.
gmc_blossom 21
Oops, I meant to say 38, not 37. Please excuse my moment of stupidity.
saIty 17
However, nothing says confidence like playing Sudoku with a pen.
sens3sfailing 25
sudoku are easier for people with brains geared toward math, like me. I am no genious and I know people who are far smarter than me who just don't think well in numbers who are not that good at them. being smart does not mean you are good with numbers. my mom is an english teacher with a masters degree, she can do sudoku well at the age of almost 50 and playing them for years, while I was better at them than her a year after she taught me to play. she is obviously smart enough to understand them, but she is smart in a different way than I am.
Dead_Fox 17
Your mom is an English teacher? I can see her years of instruction have been wasted on you.
iamsolid 11
Who doesn't know what sudoku is?
newbiehere99 6
I know what it is, I just don't have the patience to play it.
astralvagan 20
I know a few people who didn't know what it was.... But those people also don't believe in anything made after 1985
SweetAsHell 9
Even if you don't know what it is, I don't think it's a very complex game to learn. I wonder why OPs now ex had such trouble with it.
green2go 14
It's a number puzzle game 1 thur 9 and in each row, column, and the 9 3x3 box's the numbers can not repeat
newbiehere99 6
Wow did 66 just say that?
KiddNYC1O 22
66- Damn, swag.
OMGMAN84 0
I do know of it i just have never taken the time to learn it tbh
Squirrel1256 15
FYL, it's not your fault that she isn't capable of trying to learn something new.
elephantsarecute 16
You don't have to make her feel stupid, I think she's stupid enough already.
florido_fml 10
If shes stupid enough to not know sudoku is a real game then she should feel stupid.
Chanti_fml 26
Maybe she's not that stupid. She probably wanted to try something else then the "it's not you, it's me" routine.
Lucia_Malpense 14
Sudoku isn't even hard. The rules are really straightforward.
fuzz97 23
Sudoku is pretty hard
desoto96 9
Okay, if sudoku isn't easy and it's not hard. Does that mean its medium?
VaanBasch 1
It's all three. It depends on the difficulty of the sudoku.
nado13579 12
It can be hard to solve, but it's easy to understand.
Lucia_Malpense 14
I meant that it isn't hard to understand. Should've made that clear.
hollenbackam 12
If she is that petty, to break up with you over a GAME, then you are better off without her.
jonn090 13
Look as long you get break up sex it should be all fine right?