Anonymous
Middleton, United States
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anyonmus
Westminster, United States
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Anonymous
Dogs rule
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Dammit
United States
Bad boy
Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while on my run, I was attacked by my neighbor's new dog. It apparently didn't like me running past their house and broke free from its chain. I now have stitches and was just told that I'm probably being taken to court for the emotional distress I caused her and the dog. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Maude
Beauharnois, Canada
Doggy dog world
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Anonymous
Kennesaw, United States
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
an unlucky man
Simi Valley, United States
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Top comments
iAlissa 34
It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.
Welshite 40
Your wife is in the doghouse now.
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Comments (94)
mimi_animee 18
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I guess shes really didn't want you to find out..
SweetasCandy0609 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
no body ever wants their spouse to find out they are cheating.
chrishaaansen 13
#27 you don't say?? I wouldn't of ever guessed that
lil_ham1644 29
*have
Welshite 40
Your wife is in the doghouse now.
False_Stupidity 42
Which is right where all bitches belong.
Grey_Tempest 16
Smooth! :)
iAlissa 34
It saddens me that actual loyalty seems so hard to come by now.
Welshite 40
Get a dog. They're plenty loyal.
swaftmasterj627 12
Well the dog was loyal
chrishaaansen 13
you like pipe?
devildog562 33
You called? It really is sad that people can't be faithful or have the decency to leave .
Pingvinai 37
That dog is a true bro.
xxjohndoexx9 10
You never know, the dog might've been in on it and got mad when interrupted.
goaskdad 3
You need to find your balls and make the lover take the bitch (both of them) home with him. Change the locks and file for divorce on the grounds of adultery. Have kids? She will be liable for child support so her sorry ass will be working instead of screwing around.
nyenisu 14
You poor thing..
classicsparkles 17
Wow talk about taking liberties in another man's home.
Scarylizard1798 23
Well guess she's not your wife anymore amiright
gearhead369 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Grow some nuggets, man!
doctorhook86 25
#10: The **** kinda advice is this? OP just found out his wife is cheating, and got attacked by an animal in his own home. How 'bout some sympathy instead of insulting his manhood further?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#14 it just goes to show what kind of man #10.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#10 you need to feel some compassion it's not OP'S fault his wife is a *****.
gearhead369 20
I don't think he deserved anything and I certainly feel for him. I just think he should've stood up for himself. Perspectives
gearhead369 20
I feel for the guy and think it was horrible to have that happen. He didn't say he was attacked by the dog, not a factual statement. Also, I think he will regret not standing up for himself, doesn't make me a bad person to think that.
kimg0885 23
How is growing weed going to help this situation? I
gearhead369 20
-1
goaskdad 3
He needs to face the facts and get busy getting her and the dog out of his house. She is obviously a ***** and just using him. Downvote all you like, the truth is the truth.
dannyj3895 13
To the ones who think op deserved this, would you mind sharing your reasoning with the rest of us? I'm sorry man, it's hard to find good character these days.
Jinxsie 27
It's very easy to hit YDI by accident and you can't undo it. :(
amourmourant 18
This happens to me all the time. And then I feel super bad because I'm like your life just sucks, I'm sorry!
lokar_ogar 11
He deserved it because he was too much of a pussy to take down a dog.
brittaaany_93 38
#69, there's no where near enough information in the FML to make a judgment like that. For all we know it could have been an extremely large and aggressive dog.
EpicAsh007 15
Time to get the gun
enginsteve 17
my thoughts exactly!
Patriots21 14
How in the **** is this good advice?
akorpija 12
Shooting an animal that's attacking you in your own home doesn't sound like such a bad idea...