Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
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JManHobbs 0
If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...
xFalzz 0
Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.
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Comments (219)
Blaqk 2
You should've turned around and said, 'having fun?'
IWIWP 3
lol
Freakin_Biggles 0
On the plus side though...you got to see a Mila Kunis/Natalie Portman lesbian sex scene, that's always a win! :D
BabyBlaze 0
Jesus. Grow the hell up.
nohesitation 0
Stupid prude, ****? please. That scene was an important part of the movie and really helped setting the tone. It got them both really into character. But I guess that people with minds no deeper than a shallow pool will never get this, and just run away screaming "OMG!! ****!"
BadKitty13 28
This movie was NOT ****. I saw it and loved it. I want to see it again. I think Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis did a great job !! and as for that "SEX" that was a very important part of Natalie's Character. After that scene she Felt the part of the Black Swan and totally put her heart and soul into it. You need read reviews so you dont get any surprises and end of on FML !
weirdguy0509 0
that's all anyone has talked about in that movie. ydi.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Wow, you must be a very sheltered 12 years old child, if this is how you perceived the whole thing.
FamiliarStranger 2
Where can i see this movie?
drptLife 0
Basicly a porno? Dont b a huge prude you don't even see anything!
misscourtneyy 0
I went to go see it with JUST my dad..and that part only last a second it's not that bad and I'm sure he felt weird too. But the movie was really good me and my dad talked about it the whole ride home..