Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML
Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and sat down behind me. I paid $10 to spend two and a half hours listening to a crazy man talk to himself and kick my chair while he loudly masturbated. FML
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JManHobbs 0
If you think that qualifies as **** you obviously aren't a regular Internet user...
xFalzz 0
Thats why you should research movies before seeing them.
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Comments (219)
rkd_21 2
I watched Black Swan at home with my parents and sister. Nothing awkward at all, I just had to explain the end really well to my mum, my dad and sis already fell asleep mid-way though the movie.. And its definitely not a porno!
taureanbeauty293 0
Eh sucks to be you...I went with my best friend, a guy. Just kinda awkward because the whole movie is both very dark and intense, and those 3 scenes are very effective. Not a porno, but definitely not something I want to see again.
bradnere201 0
I don't get how that is awkward my grand parents borrow **** from my patents. That is awkward
thatgr33kguy 0
....obviously OP has never been on the Internet.
dpgft10 0
Awesome movie
1Hannahs 4
I need to see this movie :o Lmao
evhrocks876 4
Now watching it with your Mom should be the problem, you and your Dad are both guys so it's cool
eastcoastevil 0
Fake
luckshotpro 12
"basically a porno"? someone's just a little bit sheltered.
EstherColeman 6
It's hardly a porno... and like everyone is saying, if you don't want to watch that kind of stuff with your parents, LOOK UP THE MOVIE IF IT'S RATED R. Screenit, imdb... there are plenty of places to do it. Not looking up an R rated movie is no excuse if you're not expecting adult content.