Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, while watching a family movie, my mother made every effort to make sure I covered my eyes during a kissing scene. I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, since she still forces me to put my phone in her room every night as she makes me go to bed at 8:30 PM. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
No matter what you'll do, you're always going to be his baby girl. It's love...
watermelon15 35
That's pretty funny, I hope you just laughed it off
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Comments (24)
Mightytall 35
No matter what you'll do, you're always going to be his baby girl. It's love...
tamesenicole 27
Love my butt!!! She's a grown woman who knows what's going on on the screen parents need to realize that. If they can't then they don't need to lay down and have them
Mightytall 35
If that is your preference in the bedroom, good for you and the man in your life. But I ain't touchin' dat with a ten foot pole..
species4872 20
#7 Good thing your sterile.
watermelon15 35
That's pretty funny, I hope you just laughed it off
mariri9206 32
The age doesn't matter. Parents will always deny the fact that their children have intercourse. And, when you have kids, mommy and daddy had a special hug and the stork brought them a baby. lol
LatterDaySaint 12
I'm the the blunt kind of person, I don't let my parents get away with that. Obviously I don't give details, but it's no secret that babies come from marital intercourse haha.
mariri9206 32
Good on you for having the kind of relationship with your parents where you guys can be open about this kind of stuff but I do feel compelled to point out that babies just come from intercourse, not marital intercourse. You don't need to be married to have children. :)
Nina825 21
❤️❤️
dyoy_87 21
No matter what age you are, if you see a sex scene with your parents, it will always be awkward.
crazymentalblond 25
He was more than likely goofing around. Daughter's will always be daddy's little girl no matter how old. It's hard for your dad to admit that you've grown up and don't need him as much any more. If it were me in the situation I'd have laughed it off. Watching or talking about some things with my parents is definitely awkward, even as a grown adult.
CalculatedRisk 19
Old habbits die hard.
nonsensical 26
Habbit = hobbit + rabbit?
RichardPencil 32
Maybe he's figured that he has enough grandchildren and doesn't need you to get all hot and bothered again.
Etweens96 25
Might be married with two children but you're still his little girl no matter what happens. Trust me I know, it's hard for my dad to see me as a grown up lol.
Marie54321 19
Maybe he thinks you're Virgin Mary