Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.
kellanlvr 1
well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..
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Comments (317)
UrNotFunny 0
Damn, that sucks. Should have asked to join in haha.
mynameistom 0
Or you should of at least TRIED to spit game. btw give your buddy a pat on the back
MrSassypants 34
1 please don't make the threesome jokes into foursome jokes. Please and thank you. Also the other girls have pretty low standards if they allow him to make out with both of them.
nicobington 1
DID ANYONE NOTICE HOW APPROPRIATE HIS PIC WAS FOR THIS
D347HxD 0
I think the girls were just trying to get in Op's pants. Think about it, kissing another man to tease Op, and it worked! This is at least what I think in my mind when stuff like this happens... I could be wrong.
ScuseMePrincess 2
29- That would mean that the girls have no logical train of thought. Sounds about right.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Wow, OP, that sucks so bad. Your friend's pimping, though. Maybe you should ask for advice instead of going home like a loser.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Why would he have asked to join in? It's his fault he should have spit a little bit instead of just sitting there and shit.
Jojo08_fml 0
hey I live in Illinois too, get used to it. that's just what douche bags do
Takador 3
this happened exactly to me watching Eclipse
MommaMuff 6
So, stuff like this happens to you as well? That's never a good sign.
LiznessMonster 9
Who said OP wanted to make out with any of the girls? They might have been gross and his friend is just really horny, and the fact that people were making out right next to him was the awkward part...
sematariux 7
a tool? hahahba
zendaddy0 0
ask him to hook you up next time
herrobear 0
Ask him to teach you how to be a boss.
EvilPotato 15
foursome in the movies, that's hot.
LOLbomb 1
He must be a Mormon. Don't bash on religion, you fool. :3
a_nutritionist 10
theres nothing really wrong with what they did...it was only tactless and antisocial. just comment afterward that you wont be going anywhere with this idiot from now on. make sure he knows how awkward it was so if he ever wants to see you as a friend again then he needs to lift his game. unless youre interested in your friend or jealous...in which case youre just stupid.
kevinkev 0
he suggested they were pretty so he was jealous in a way. but what he was fml-ing about is still blurry . that's what I think anyways
browntiga 0
he wrote that they were pretty so ya he wanted them but his friend toke both
Bombthreat907 4
Was a good movie?
stuffedanimal111 0
129 he said two pretty girls. so obv he thought they were attractive
Delta2Almanac 7
sounds to me like you have no game either.. .
angrymexican 8
9911 and 1010
DrummItUp 0
Well OP did say "pretty girls"
WhoIsThe 7
Like a boss...
iAmScrubs 19
That sounds like the plot of all the twilight books put together.
1215116a 14
Your comments never cease to amaze me.
onorexveritas 24
Ikr! lmfao
Iamnotmyself 17
Unfortunately wouldn't that girl be a friend that dies because she's an innocent bystander? My God someone must save her! Or at least video tape it!
starrysky4 0
who's who?
BossDavyy 0
I have never seen an iAmScrubs comment with dislikes
womanjesus 0
I have ^ . T'was a sad, sad day for the fml population.
sweetkitty26 0
having iamscrubs as a real friend would be an amazing life to experience.. someday I hope my comments will be as godly as his :D
Darklord53 0
Today, I saw an unemployed black man walking like a thug towards my workplace, FML
NinjaWithSwag 0
how does this guy do it?
goshpeople 4
It does sound like something from the plot of an awful teenybopper book series. Of which Twilight is the epitome. (And by the way, I've never seen anyone else on FML who lives in Vancouver, too. Sweet.)
parxxx 0
lemme guess Jasper was the 'awkward' guy
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
you guys act like iAmScrubs is King of FML. I dunno what's worse the fact that you guys go on this site so much that you really know a commenter, or that you like a guy who's name is iAmScrubs
happyhak 5
What...a...player... Learn from that kid, OP
chiddy_bang71 0
that guy is good. making out with 1 girl while the other girl watches, then switching? he's good.
iSitt 0
"in life, there are pros and noobs." - Leet King
bringmepieskm 0
word.
MsSoulReaper 27
Just don't go for cumdumpsters.
6joe9 0
respect.
bambootay 0
he's a total pimp but he left his boy hangin!
alexg823 0
35 - *1337
imkool136 22
All I can think of is drake from drake and josh.
unvmesucka 0
Haha should have made a move than
instnt1nfction 17
true, a boat got more wheels than OP
agummere796 0
damn!!! hopefully the girls don't think your gay for not joining in:/
Iskaria 0
Why would it matter if they thought OP was gay?
Winter247 2
I assume it's because then they definitely wouldn't do anything with him? If not, you're a homophobic asshole.
Iskaria 0
Even so, the OP didn't make a move the whole time, I don't think he is too bothered about those particular girls, plenty of fish and all that...
PulselCie 3
It would suck for them to think you're a FAG, OP.
Darklord53 0
looks like OP is an actual ****** this time.
randomguy1millon_fml 0
I take that comment in my offense
IsH3092 0
no body is scared of gay guys we just dnt like them fags :P
anakaren_831 1
He was pimpin' poor you OP who had to hear them swap saliva :p
anakaren_831 1
He was pimpin' poor you OP who had to hear them swap saliva :p
anakaren_831 1
He was pimpin' poor you OP who had to hear them swap saliva :p
anakaren_831 1
He was pimpin' poor you OP who had to hear them swap saliva :p
kellanlvr 1
well good thing you didn't kiss them because they sound like *****..
hiyourcute 0
This^ What kind of girl watches her friend make pit with a guy, and then makes out with the same guy after they're done?
randomlettrrs 8
while his friend did it right.
kemmons88 0
it looks like captain America is hiding a boner in your pic.
sieera00 8
^ funny
azamzow 0
they sound like nasty ass hoes to me
jmejoy 0
maybe the girls where bi and secretly dating? o.o
rldostie 19
Oh yeah, let's bash on female sexuality. Forget the fact that everyone has different sexual desires and fantasies. Forget the fact that these girls may have been bisexual. Forget the fact that this may have been something these girls agreed on and wanted. Noooo. Anything involving women and sex either makes her a **** or viewed simply from a male perspective. *Sarcasm*
a_nutritionist 10
@202 actually, its a female perspective, the rest is right though.
shaniecerb 0
202....shut up