Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML
Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
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zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
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zoolander951 0
yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.
LOLYLIF 0
Words cannot describe...
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
In fairness ydi for seeing a movie like that with your folks.. and this guy saw borat with his mom first? WOULD U NOT LEARN THE FIRST TIME?!
i_fail_greatly 0
i saw it with my mom and it was horrible
no1askdu 5
VASSUP!
freeterzz 1
dood , i saw that with my mom last week , we looked at each other and started CRACKING UP ! xD
justdancebbyx3 7
Bruno ******* SUCKED
efwiz 0
Bruno was awesome! I literally laughed so hard I spit my coke out on the people in front of me...after that I was so embarrassed I could hardly laugh again. Hmmm, that should be an FML...
KryptoniteKiss 0
No, it really shouldn't be an FML. Please don't.
prinny_fml 0
it was ******* hilarious
thedaish 0
I saw that when I was ten... *shudder*
teejayx7 0
Same, except with my mom.
kelther 0
ha! i'd say both of those things are pretty damn funny! why f your life?
birds_fml 7
Yeah really. I happen to think penises are hilarious, especially if they're flapping or spinning around.
dacman48 0
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
that_band_nerd 22
Why can't you understand a joke?? The world may never know!
PositiveChillout 0
YDI for seeing Bruno - of all movies - w/ your mom
seb12992 0
Also FYL for having to watch Sacha Bara Cohen's penis talk.
douche_baggins 0
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YDI for letting your mom out of the kitchen. she needs to be scrubbing the floor, keeping our house undusty, and to put out on command. i dont understand why she isn't trained by the male figure of the home. guess there isn't a "man" of the house'
TheDummy 0
I agree with you!
what_the_fail 0
111 ftw! Rule #1 of the household - All women of legal age are subject to the kitchen where they must be performing the cooking/cleaning duties and making sammiches and such and whatnot for the dominant males of the household.
ohboy456 0
I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...
lazorzpewpew 0
Pretty much that. It's not that embarrassing unless you are 14 ...
tgm0112 0
YDI for not joining in. I thought it was alright. Lacking in story, made up for in shock value. It was meant to put off a more uptight audience. If it were a woman doing half those things, I doubt it would get as much criticism.
drinkupgorgeous 0
You took the words right out of my mouth. I agree fully.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Biiingo. You basically summarized the entire point most likely. It's supposed to shock the anti-gay people (or at least shake up people who are too uncomfortable with that kind of thing). Had it been a woman, just as you said, less people would hate the movie. My friend, her sister, and I were the only ones laughing in the theater. Granted the rest of the people in there were guys. I guess it's just something that you have to be comfortable with to laugh at. xD
calculators 0
see thats funny because when i went to see it all the guys were laughing so hard that they might as well have peed in their pants and all the women were covering their eyes, blushing, with embarrassed smiles.
mattmag 0
same here, all the guys (myself included) were laughing hysterically while the girls were acting all embarrassed.
brink0war 3
How much... How much popcorn was thrown at the OP and his/her mother during that movie?
lover_of_dance 0
The same exact thing happened to me, except we hadn't seen borat together. It was worse though when I had to pretend like I didn't get a lot of the sexual jokes and had to keep the laughter in.
anniebananie 3
Why would you even do that? If your mom thought it was okay for you to see Bruno with her, I'm pretty sure she thinks you're mature enough to handle/understand the content. Way to ruin the movie for yourself.
bexox 0
It was like that for me when I was a teen. Blech. My parents would be like "what are you laughing at?" if I laughed at something sexual. It was annoying. Being the oldest sucks.
EJade 0
XD I find this funny because my aunt saw it and she told my mom that it was definitely one of those movies you do not want to see with your child.
fxdxhk90 0
YDI for seeing Bruno and not realizing that all of Cohen's movies basically devolve into gay ****.
xxlillyxx 0
at least it wasnt gay porno wresling... my friend works for a web sight that does that
Sodam_INsane 0
dude grow up, you have an awesome mom