Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.
HSOMGF 5
What a bitch. Get a new friend.
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Comments (56)
TypoH 7
i liek gargling bawls!!
Quasar55_fml 18
OK great now go kill yourself please. If at least you had posted a useful comment ....
Mirorbo 27
Nice friend you have... I hope you're reconsidering your friendship if she's that inconsiderate, darling.
PeteyPablo12308 20
And that's your "best friend?" Wow I'm sorry.
babyyappld 7
op don't you mean ex-bestfriend?? I site hope so.
natcor8 0
How rude!
mariet_fml 23
New best friend!
squirell_AIDS69 0
More food for you OP.
HSOMGF 5
What a bitch. Get a new friend.
mrahhhhh 21
Next time you invite her for dinner, put out a plate of kibbles n' bits to send her a message.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Maybe it's time for a friend that doesn't suck.
gnrgirl09 0
That reminds of one of my friends who used to be my best friend. That would be a big reason why she is no longer my best friend. But seriously that was a bitch move.
MEM0817 18
Exactly! People are only out for themselves these days...
TypoH 7
I'm an idiot, and should probably shut the hell up for my own sake.
Mirorbo 27
We don't care, darling.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Then don't say "FIRST!", stupid.
UpsidedownKayak 9
I am starting to think people are saying "first" on purpose, just to piss off Sirin and see what she will do.
Doortje 30
Yeah, I even considered screaming "FIRST" myself, just to see how my dull comment would transform in some great confession about masturbating with popsicles or something.
Zmeilerr 22
Doortje, I wanna know who the hell possessed you and I want to know NOW.