Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
Today, I passed my kidney stone. After thirteen hours of pain free joy, another one appeared. FML
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Yup, cool
Today, I had the pleasure of having a kidney stones removal procedure where they hammer your kidneys to break up the stones. Afterwards, the doctor called my wife over the intercom to come to back to the waiting room. She freaks out, runs back, and the doctor says, “I just wanted to show this stone. Cool huh?" FML
Today, I passed a kidney stone. This is the third one in two years. I'm only 23. FML
Today, I went to the hospital for wrenching pains in my abdomen. It turns out I have the largest "non removable" kidney stone my doctor has ever seen. It's the size of a fucking walnut. I have to pass the thing. FML
Clogged
Today, I ended up in the hospital for the fourth time since beginning of January due to kidney stones. FML
Yeetus
Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Conflicting emotions
Today, I fell down some stairs and broke my ankle. At the hospital, a nurse asked how far along I was and boom, one ultrasound later, I’m actually pregnant. I had to then convince multiple doctors that I did not in fact throw myself down the stairs trying to cause miscarriage before they’d let me go home. FML
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FunnyCloud 4
Ummm... congratulations?
I_R_Genius 3
Kidney stones are a bitch to pass, especially for guys. It hurts so bad, it's like the guy form or giving birth.
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FunnyCloud 4
Ummm... congratulations?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
congrats on the kidney stone at least you dont have to feed and clean that. ohh wait you're pregnant...sssssssss
muhaidib 2
two is better than one!
gress269 4
Kidney stones supposedly do not hurt very much for women to pass because you have such short Urethras. Also, men have more hemoglobin in their blood, causing it to crystalize much more, so basically, it's longer and harder for men to pass. Suck it up.
I_R_Genius 3
Kidney stones are a bitch to pass, especially for guys. It hurts so bad, it's like the guy form or giving birth.
Doortje 30
Suuure. I can't wait to see the replies to this from women with children.
ohthebloodygore 16
4, haha that made me laugh. I've done both and I say kidney stones are worse! That's my opinion though.
Doortje 30
Really? :O My bad then. But without pain killers? :| When I was 7 I witnessed my mother giving birth to my little brother and it was truly traumatizing how much she screamed :
ImaginaryFoe 1
Kidney stones are more painful. It is NOT the male equivalent of giving birth since it is equally unpleasant for men and women. Sorry but that's a pet peeve of mine. There is no male equivalent to pregnancy full stop.
EngineerJane 0
As if a woman would know what its like being hit in the balls. Atleast we can have pain killers for giving birth while being hit can happen at any moment and nothing to stop the pain.
sh33na_is_a_punk 0
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ya I hate wen chicks don't know just how bad it hurts to be hit in the nuts. they think it's funny. they're like, o well it hurts just as much to get hit in the boob! JUST SHUT THE **** UP
ImaginaryFoe 1
It works both ways. Women may not know the pain of a nut shot but men don't know the pain of childbirth. One of mine lasted over a day, there were complications, and I couldn't take pain meds. I've never heard of a ball kick pain lasting that long or leading to blood and stitches but I'm willing to concede I can't compare the pain, no one can definitively so it's not worth debating.
KyRidHEART 0
Well i have a feeling that child birth hurts alot more than being hit in the "nuts". But whateverrrr.
Bosia 0
This sort of conversation always seems to come up when there is an FML about kidney stones. Men, you don't know the pains women go through — vice-versa. Nobody will EVER know, until mankind creates some sort of device which can transform you into the opposite sex. Now shut the hell up! In any case, I think childbirth overrules them all.
cherry72 13
I don't think it's funny and I don't understand why society thinks it's funny. I am female and I have sympathy for men when that happens and would never do that to a guy no matter how pissed I was.
summerguy97 16
-63- cluster headaches are actually the most excruciating pain someone experiences.
dotdotdotslash 8
#48 have you ever been kicked in the ******? because it hurts. a lot. Have you ever given birth? Have you ever experienced your genitals ripping and needing stitches? no? shut up then...and while you're at it, learn to spell please, it makes reading your idiotic sentances easier :)
Imthedaddy11 16
#87 I got kicked in the nuts with cleats, you ever had your genitals forcibly leave your body, then get sewn back in? No? Shut up then
Alexxx125 0
haha sucks for u
tykiej 0
I've had a kidney stone and a baby. I'd rather go through childbirth. Just saying.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, but they are supposed to hurt more for guys than girls. Just saying.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Possibly just because men generally have a lower threshhold for pain than women. There is really no way to measure and compare the pain of every person who's passed a stone. I've known some men who had few problems and some women left prostrate and bleeding. It just depends on the stone.
styphon 5
or because the male urethra is much longer than the females
GriZzliie 3
^ exactly what I was thinking!! going through kidney stone is much longer for men, therefor if you add up the pain it hurts more! ;)
Raddaya 3
....Men have a lower pain threshold? Are you on crack? I'm sorry, but that is just wrong on so many levels.
antoniasiddall 5
Proven fact. Look it up before talking crap.
CarlosDanger 12
Dumb ass. Do some basic research before talking.
dezinspaaace 0
damn, not really and fml for the pregnancy. you should be thankful, many people would give anything for a baby. but fyl on the kindey stone yo. hopefully nothing will happen to you and the baby. :/
thezaincan 0
I take issue with the "you should be thankful" part. everyone is different. maybe she's not financially stable, or she's just not ready for a child. in those cases I would personally have a hard time being thankful for my pregnancy.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Many people would be thankful with shoulder-length brown hair but does that mean you should never cut or dye yours? Or can you see that what other people might enjoy has no effect on you? OP could be in any one of a dozen situations I can think of at the top of my head where having a child would not be a blessing. Please think before you comment before the comments end up getting closed.
yuggi1 11
She's not ready to have a baby? That's too bad! She should had planned better. FHL
meteor_stream 9
6, and that's why she should give birth to an unwanted baby? Like, because other people can't do it and she can? That's bullshit. BULLSHIT.
allmidnighteyes 11
"many people would give anything for a baby" Yeah, like your plans for your life, your time, your money, and your body's resources. I, however, don't have to. I just walk into hospital nurseries, put a viking helmet on the one I sense is the strongest, and leave with it.
sshook09 0
Anything things that shows a sign of life and love is a blessing there is no exception!
Randuhh_17 4
#8-Well maybe she should be more safe. #52-Just like I said to #8, she should've been more careful if that's the case. This disgust me, people like that. If you can't use safe sex, or handle the consequences of NOT using safe sex, then maybe she should keep her legs closed.
kei1108 13
She should give it up for adoption if she doesn't want a baby. I think thats what the original comment poster meant. Because some people would do anything for a baby, so they try to get an adoption. Its incredibly difficult.
guineagirl 18
No one said she didn't use protection the condom could've broke
Imthedaddy11 16
#56, that's the best comment I've ever read
KiwiExchange 16
Dangg, that's all I've got to say mate, sucks.
xshowmethehueix 0
ouchhh
HUNG9 0
fyl
xStiina 0
Owww... All in one day.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Cool, combined diagnosis: only one Dr. visit. Way to save money.
pwincessa23 1
this is just like the show "I didn't know I was pregnant", but the lady was in labor & didn't have a kidney stone.