Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting… friendly. Three feet away from me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML
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Top comments
whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
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Comments (131)
Pandasawr 10
Wow that sucks!!
Bakarra 22
Does it now? Well I guess it made it to FML so I suppose it does...
iOceanus 18
And so does your comment.
PuggieKid 22
Run OP Run.
jarrettd 27
With such a high divorce rate around the world i would not be upset that your parents still have a "spark" in their relationship.
mattlw 25
Do you know how many people would love to get the number one spot on the comment section? You had this great opportunity to put something incredibly witty, and funny, and original, but instead you have ruined the prestige of the number one spot with a shit comment like, wow that sucks. You have abused your commenting privilege, and there for are not allowed to comment for 48 hours.
Wimoweh 10
79- Quite professional, and good showmanship! You'll travel far in the path of the gentleman.
Reaper1984 13
79 I think it should be a week
mattlw 25
I call for the vote now. If #1 should be banned for a week, thumbs up. If a week is too harsh, thumbs down. 1-2-3 go.
Harle 24
I would of excused myself to my room.
Welshite 40
would have*
GigaPudding_fml 24
"Excuse me, things are so intense and heated here, I need to go to my room and... Do stuff. If you know what I mean". :|
alipod 11
are you insane? he couldn't anyway live **** better than videos!!
Bakarra 22
#14 That's immediately what came to mind when I read that comment too, and Im not sure why...
Redoxx_fml 22
What the hell's wrong with you 23, they're his parents
Bakarra 22
#23, please seek help from your local psychiatrist for that comment, thank you.
Redoxx_fml 22
If he did that Op might end up like Oedipus Rex the first....well you know
IworkAt711 14
41- so hes going to kill his father then **** his mom without knowing its his mom?
\ 28
I think #2 meant to go to his room to avoid seeing what his folks were about to do, not to get a load off. Heh
Redoxx_fml 22
It's still a better love story than twilight
misspennycakes 7
This has made me laugh so hard!
Megisaprettygirl 7
Guess movies will never be the same again...
Redoxx_fml 22
You can always watch Game of Thrones though, it's big on sex scenes
Bakarra 22
And Spartacus, particularly that first season, dear lord so much sex good show though
Enslaved 38
Hell yeah! I watched back to back Sparacus season 1, stayed in bed with my guy and drank lots of red wine! (:
Success4444 12
I am wondering what movie it was. I hope it was not a Disney or Pixar film. That would be really wrong!
HULK_SMASH_ 7
Oh gosh what if they were watching home videos???
jtthegr8 26
That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Maybe they forgot OP was there... I mean, when your in that moment...ya know.
FML_user_person 8
FYL OP
Welshite 40
Psst...there's a button for that.
KrazieKleo 13
And they couldn't get up and leave because...?
im_joking 11
Haven't you seen those "Once Daily Cialis" commercials? Sometimes the right moment can't wait...
kingdrizzt 5
Because... They're adults and probably own the home?
shutup15 5
But it's there kid! That's gross. Who does that?!
shutup15 5
All I'm saying is they don't gotta get "hot" in front of there kid! God you are stupid.
kingdrizzt 5
*their ...Now who were u saying was stupid?
shutup15 5
Wow grammar nazi much. Get a life
shutup15 5
Wow grammar nazi. Your a freak. Oh wait that's you're not your.
MarilynI 9
Sorry you had to see that OP.
iOceanus 18
It's all your fault.
whirlednews 8
At least you weren't sitting between them...
DjMonroe95 11
They still have it too :)
Reaper1984 13
perfect time to set off firecrackers in cooking pot