Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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btopishere 1
Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.
horyo 0
Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?
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Comments (86)
horyo 0
Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?
hockey199813 5
Haha
LadySalazara 6
Everyone likes 'slow mo'
btopishere 1
Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.
CynicalBast 0
Lmfao.
lolfahnny 0
I still don't get it. How do people defend their choice to press the "you deserved that one" button?
bigphill1333 0
Cause people like to be rebels and click it for some desire to be different.
beeferjay 34
Well i live in the US. its my right as a citizen
myname_fml 0
Sometimes I press YDI because I clicked the FYL button twice and it shrinks and I ended up clicking both.
Tits_McGee 0
@3: How dare they pick a boyfriend with a technologically challenged father!
KASHMIR_fml 0
u know u cud just reply to their comment. u don't have to press shift and 2
FreakingFYou 13
YOU know YOU could use correct grammar instead of being so f***ing lazy that YOU can't add 2 extra letters onto a word.
CookieGirl4ever 13
v-.-"
horyo 0
It doesn't seem to fit either. If anything it's F the father's life.
RLJJ 0
Why in hell would you fastforward a sex scene ? Are you that prudish ?
yennie 2
when your on your own, sure, but when it's with a bunch of people, unless your all immature 6th graders, it becomes painfully awkward and uncomfortable.
The_Big_Guy 0
That's not too bad, unless the movie was 'Caligula' and you guys watched it on accident thinking it was a documentary or something, lol. Plus, at least he didn't zoom in...
Lozer69 0
His father is preverted, HAHA! and lmfao.. #8 ..Zoom in? thats just sick man PEACE.
KenMcGormick 0
yea agrees with #7... how u know the father intended to fastfoward the scene?