Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
The_FMLs 0
What?
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Comments (286)
muhilrashid 4
Get her checked out
Mercedes16 7
She's right . But it's none of her business what other people do with their life.
Mokiikom_fml 8
With their life no. With their children's life, yes. They are killing them. And also, it's increasingly becoming a problem that concerns all of society, especially with the huge medical costs that the fat epidemic is causing.
racxius 0
I am so confused
Jasonf6 0
Then that father is an idiot who can only solve problems through violence.
bigtaytay 13
the way out of this one is easy: grab the neatest dessert, throw it in his direction, grab your girl and RUN
sprinkesrdelish 5
she actually CRIED because of that? she needs some serious help. It's not her business.. its one thing to say something to a friend about it i.e. "Wow, those parents should not be letting their kids get that fat, its killing them" it's completely different to start sobbing and making a huge scene. Seriously...I wish I knew who she was so that when she walked into a restaurant I would start crying and screaming "Omgggg someone with extreme mental issues!! Her parents must not have raised her right! They're killing her by not putting her in therepy"
t765234 10
Actually, there is very little context in this post, she could have done it as a joke, she could have very obese parents, making her sensitive to the subject, or she could have gone through a phase in which she nearly died from being overweight, she could just be crazy, but you don't know that.
loovemylife 7
Sounds like a keeper...
Carriiee_fml 3
Sounds Fun..
areyouforcereal 7
That was really rude of her. I don't understand why she would cry either....
insanez58 11
that makes perfect sense if you dont think about it...