Today, I went to a support group for my porn addiction. I was hoping I wouldn't recognize anyone there. The first person I recognized was my dad, and the second was one of my professors. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I saw my father for the first time in two years. He felt compelled to tell me about how he got involved with a BDSM group and got an STD because of it. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad showed up at my house and offered to take me to my favorite restaurant. He drove me to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. He believes I only had my daughter, who I love with all my heart, because I drunkenly hooked up with a girl. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Like father, like son. Although your professor's presence, in relation to yourself, is an anomaly. Please explain how one would overcome such a discrepancy, and don't forget to cite your examples. This is worth 50% of your final grade.
MannyWasHere 12
On second thought, a **** addiction doesn’t sound that bad. Let’s stay away from this support group...
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Like father, like son. Although your professor's presence, in relation to yourself, is an anomaly. Please explain how one would overcome such a discrepancy, and don't forget to cite your examples. This is worth 50% of your final grade.
Lalala579121 28
You should change your profile picture to the brazzers logo just for this comment.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Unfortunately, FML doesn't work like that. I'd have to keep it that way. And I like my Cartman meme. We're kin.
MannyWasHere 12
On second thought, a **** addiction doesn’t sound that bad. Let’s stay away from this support group...
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sounds like a small world between those who come clean about their pornography addictions.
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like you live in Utah.
gatorclay97 28
I was gunna make a Mormon joke too.
RichardPencil 32
Ask your dad about the best MILF sites, and if your mom is on display there. You may want to avoid/bookmark that site, depending on your freakiness level.
ThrottleJockey 36
What in the absolute hell...?
wanted_2_want 40
Daaang!! So much for **** Addicts Anonymous
davek 36
Your life sucks, and so does the chick in the video.
lexos 16
You can always try the nofap or no **** section on reddit
slytheryn 14
Now that’s Hilarious!!!
BEEEEES 15
That's either a better support group because of that, or a much, much worse one.