Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
The_FMLs 0
What?
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Comments (286)
suprmidgt 0
They are but crying about it is a little excessive. Has nothing to do with her.
Raheemdplayer 7
You're date was stupid and so is the father. FYL
Saam143 0
What's the most he can do? Belly bounce you? Bet you his arms don't extend oer his stomach.
Saam143 0
What's the most he can do? Belly bounce you? Bet you his arms don't extend oer his stomach.
mpclaw 3
She has a good point. A very good point. But she cannot control her emotions and that's a very bad thing. And it's not going to change and will just get worse over time. You need a new girlfriend.
laideehawk 6
What a judgmental beeyotch! Dump her ass!
epiikgangster11 2
Finally some one who agrees
kaileb 7
Well if you did you would have really impressed her
sko12342 3
Guide to fighting a fat guy: 1. Tip them over 2. Run away 3. Giggle while doing both :D
Rachlx 1
There are pills that can cause weight gain because of an illness. There are medical conditions that can cause the same thing. That was very rude of her to say, because you never know if one of the parents or children suffer(ed) from an eating disorder. Also, not everyone feels the desire or need to be skinny. I doubt her comment did anything for their self-esteem, especially for the kids. Her comment will probably be stuck in their head for a while, making them extremely self-conscious as well as possibly having negative body image. My advice? Dump her if you haven't already.