Work, Transportation, Music and Ironic: Angus! Angus!

Angus! Angus!

By lukey101 - 17/05/2023 12:00

Today, the song “Highway to Hell” played on the radio while I was driving on the highway to work, which accurately predicted how the rest of my day would pan out. FML

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Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 17 May 2023 14:15

So listen to "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin to counteract the effects. Simple.

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cuz803 44

Wednesday 17 May 2023 14:15

So listen to "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin to counteract the effects. Simple.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 May 2023 14:44

Get a better job?

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