Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
wheatie 0
no good deed goes unpunished. that was really very thoughtful of you. I wish someone did that for me. way to be OP
lelanatty 0
haha! I guess OP learned not to mess with girls when their fathers are around. YDI for not knowing that in the first place?
kyleinsane 0
u are very beautiful wheatie
Macromartyr 3
lol 196 I was going to do that
chahat 0
um he was trying to brighten up her day because he's gentleman enough to understand every girl deserves to feel beautiful? her dad took it too seriously . but good job OP :)
DakAttack95 0
Kind of depends on how old the OP is. I could understand the dad if OP's some middle aged guy compared to the young girl.
breberry304 27
good job op, that was cute (:
taylorchasewhite 0
thats so fake. nobody actually acts like that, come on...
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
pcgeek 0
the world needs more people like the op and less people like the dad and most of the Jack asses commenting on here. you know who you are
kyliebear 15
Yeah, but the dad shouldn't have punched OP in the face. That's assault.
Pangea 0
I say YDI. Maybe she needed to hear that, but not from a complete stranger with her dad right there. There's a time and a place, and you picked the creepier of both of those options.
nom_nom_nom 0
That COULD be taken as creepy, but really. I don't think that calls for a punch. That was sweet of you. (:
xbOw00 0
At comment number 4: Sure, she definitely needed to hear that, but I'd have to disagree with the "There's a time and a place" comment. They were in a restaurant, and the OP would have little chance of ever seeing this girl again. You can't blame him.
ditlihi 0
So you butted in to some strangers' family business? YDI.
Unlucky13Q 0
he was JUST tryingna ta na be niiiceee
Chidge 0
Nice thing to do dude, bad luck that she had a prick of a father.
mich23 10
He probably just thought you were a pedophile XD sux 4 u tho
Blanadestroyer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for lying in her eyes in front of her father.
kct101 18
there are many girls who are extremely beautiful but are insecure about it, not to mention you may have a different view of beauty than another person. everyone has a different outlook on the subject.