Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
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Comments (286)
kathuzada 6
Just dodge for 2 minutes
kaengelangeleyes 9
That chick sounds like a psycho..
KylieG818 13
wow..... this girl causes trouble! so not worth it.
deviable 9
The "slow metabolism" thing doesn't fit because metabolisms change with your eating habits, and fat people often have a faster metabolism because of all the food they eat.
JeffreyLH 5
I really don't see why everyone thinks Shes a dumbass or whatever. Genetics has nothing to do with it. I can have a trait that "makes me fat" but that's still a life choice. If I don't eat properly and exercise to keep a over all healthy weight and body image then people should be upset with me. and people bagging on OPs date is stupid. You don't see people who scream at smokers getting repercussions so hy can't people make a out cry against obesity? Obesity which is so much more dangerous then cigs.
corleon198425 22
Its true
sushi_samurai 3
Why would he want to fight him, it was the girl who was making a scene... Does he have a problem with fighting women, but not with fighting innocent men? I don't understand people sometimes. -_-
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Did you kick that porkers ass?
writergirl23 19
Genetic disease that makes the whole family fat??
ohSNAPyall 27
... you do understand that "genetic" means "it runs in the family," right?
cIickhere 5
What can a obese man do, just take him and show your gf what you do