Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend accused me of gaining weight in the middle of a restaurant. He then lifted my shirt all the way to my bra. My mother is angry at me for causing a scene when I screamed, slapped him, and threw a drink in his face, causing him to get arrested. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
shannon2348 14
your mother sounds psychotic.
tounces7 28
Yeah, you don't have a mother, that's a monster.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (18)
shannon2348 14
your mother sounds psychotic.
tounces7 28
Yeah, you don't have a mother, that's a monster.
spdmn00000006431 5
Your mother is a bitch!
Jeremy Strang 7
Depending on how old you are, either move far away, or call the cops.
Mungolikecandy 19
If you have moved out and have an income etc. It may be time to cut that toxic relationship off.
RichardPencil 32
Your mom is such a stupid bitch! A ***** would get her whole meal comped! If you only got a discount you may be a ****, or a trollop or a strumpet.
Major_Haywire 7
Cut her out of your life. I was in a similar position when I finally cut ties. It’s a lot easier than you’d imagine.
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like she's in the running for "Mom of the Year...."
Jack Richardson 2
she's a c[_]nt
psychgirl123 15
What the ****? Some of the mothers on this website don’t deserve their children. That’s abuse no matter what age you are (I don’t mean reporting wise) but you’re still her child regardless of age. I’d get out ASAP because that’s probably not the first time it’s happened, and probably not the last.