cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
herANDi
Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I'm already a clumsy person but became extra clumsy because I was nervous. After knocking over my drink for the fourth time, my boyfriend's mom angrily shouted "Did you actually come drunk for the first time meeting us?" FML
Anonymous
I was the bullet in the relationship
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
O0hdear
Humble, United States
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Verona, Italy
Congratulations
Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
elisabeth_pwnes
Norway
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Anonymous
Marietta, United States
No thanks for you
Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
Anonymous
Topeka, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
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SilverHand 5
You got engaged without meeting his parents before?
dumboears 8
I'm sure they loved you..
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dumboears 8
I'm sure they loved you..
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Unless OP is an angry drunk.. :(
kjcookie10 9
I hope you didn't try hitting on his mom/ dad.
gojira666 7
Booze is social lubricant. Go with the liquor.
Mandy0325 1
Umm is it just me or shouldn't she have met the parents before like they got engaged it just seems a little weird to me she's just meeting them now..
melonrind 8
If you knew you were meeting them, then ydi! Otherwise....I hope you made the best of it! I assume they have drank too much before :)
f_my_flip_life 5
I hope OP didn't do anything outrageous.
evaki1 12
Huh?
Pentium_4 27
under the influence of alcohol
LaughinStock 16
How old are you 4..*checks his profile*...oh well STAY IN SCHOOL AND DON'T DO DRUGS!!!
evaki1 12
36 Thanks!
lolmonster34 0
You know I didn't mind you till you said stay in school and don't do drugs...people Who say that piss me off lol
BeefyQueef 5
Op stumbles in the house "I swear to drunk I'm not god!" and collapses on the floor.
SilverHand 5
You got engaged without meeting his parents before?
mikeymayhem_87 15
Ummmm.... That is kind of common, especially if you and the significant other live far away from the future in-laws
SilverHand 5
Thanks, I didn't realize that :-)
SecretMe00 5
I agree with you SilverHand. If you haven't met the parents and you're already engaged, that seems like you're moving too fast. Regardless of the distance.. They could have made a trip to see the parents before getting engaged.
constipatedlady 0
You marry your spouse not his family. A lot of families are not close. I see my in-laws maybe once a year and leave phone calls up to my spouse. He calls maybe 3 or 4 times a year. I met his family well after my partner and I were living together. Maybe her fiance comes from a dysfunctional home too
mom2pen 4
First impressions are lasting.
Pentium_4 27
better have been some nice high quality beer if you're gonna do that haha. i just had some natural ice, not a good example of quality
Peach3 1
I'm sure you know that this very much just seems like your own fault...right?
Poser1337 5
Tell them your drug subscription is alcohol? :D (Though it may not be the best idea.)