Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
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Enslaved 38
I'm sorry about OP's situation but I also hate seeing parents, especially with very young kids that are obesity overweight, feeding them "ridiculous" amounts of fatty foods and not showing them healthier ways of living. Yes, they're not my kids and may not be directly my business but I'm just stating my opinion. And yes, it may be genetics but not when they're feeding a young child fried everything and then saying they're over weight due to health reasons. That's more the reason to watch what they eat. Again just my opinion.
toqwert 0
Hahahahahahahaha
lmaoatall 6
When the fat lady sings, dance. When the fat man charges, RUUUUNN!!!!
NikkaIraKate 1
Wow I'm just dumbfounded that you didn't dump that overly emotional girl you like
kiakia0131 23
She needs to learn to keep her mouth shut. Some people are overweight because of genetics, health problems, hormonal imbalances etc. FYL OP.
k8izgr8_fml 0
they shouldn't have gone out to eat at a restaurant then. the amount of calories even in the "healthy meals" at restaurants are ridiculous. there are fat people who do have health issues causing them to be overweight. however that's not an excuse to continuously eat 5000 calories a day.
gabrielleangeliq 0
How do you know what kind of restaurant they went out to? A date once took me to an all organic vegan restaurant for a date. Don't assume they were at some fatty Italian place.
k8izgr8_fml 0
it's an overweight family. highly doubt it's an all organic restaurant or anything close to being healthy
Anthamneh 0
So now you're gonna be rascist against Italians?
5t3ff1k4h 47
158 - You don't know that at all. You can doubt all you want, but seriously, there are tons of options out there on the "lighter" menu, wherever you go. True, some of them are calorie laden, but most of them are less than what they'd be eating at home.
ReynshineCutting 10
And just because someone is overweight does not mean they can't enjoy good food sometimes. Maybe they are trying to lose and have been eating clean for awhile so now they're enjoying a good meal as a treat.
nemcali 34
Italian food is not fat if well cooke. The problem is the American-wanna-be-Italian food you can find in those places and what you order as well
mikachu1984 6
WOW... You should have thrown in the white napkin and bolted. FYL for being attracted to an emotionally naive moron.
t765234 10
Check me if I'm wrong, but emotionally naive would mean she was unaware of or inexperienced with emotions, so that statement doesn't make very much sense.
mikachu1984 6
My apologies, what I really meant to say was... FYL OP for being attracted to a person who doesn't know any manners at all (if she found it offensive in any way, she could have told OP and they could have just decided not to go there again or something)... PLUS, who gives a rat's ass what people really look like? The important thing is how you want others to perceive you, if you're an asshole, you're an asshole. She failed, apparently.
Horrorfan 6
Dude... That sucks huge ones bro. Fyl indeed man, your date is a bitch. That was rather rude of her.
kcooper0323 0
Ha
katiek69 0
Wtf that doesn't even make since
JakeLee 6
make since...when?? since when?
GrammarNazzzzzi 6
Smh!
ynnhoj 2
Apparently, nothing.
perdix 31
She was right. You should have dropped a fry on the ground and when the fat bastard bends down for it, plug his blowhole and free his kids from his bad eating habits. Someone has to save the chiddren!
Richard16 0
perdix your comments are to funny