Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
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orphinz 3
Ohhhh nooooo he will eat you
The_FMLs 0
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Comments (286)
Volke 4
Is she scared of fat people?
yaknowiverse 0
oh burn...
portablecupid 3
My 200lb+ cousin has been feeding her 1-year-old son Cheetos and cake - I wouldn't even eat Cheetos and I'm a fully grown adult, let alone give them to a developing child. Some people really are killing their kids with fat, but it's not really any of your business if you don't know the family, particularly since it could be caused by genetics. Your date sounds pretty judgmental and nosy.
t765234 10
94- No, it wouldn't, genetic diseases causing obesity are rare, as well as the fact that you have a 50% chance(estimation) of getting any genetic disease from a parent as there Are two chromosomes, I highly doubt both parents had a genetic disorder on both chromosomes causing obesity
Kiloueka 3
Well... technically they are murdering their children. Also, most people are fat because of poor lifestyle choices or bad parenting, yet everyone seems to say "well maybe it's a medical issue" No, most likely it's not, unless somehow America is full of people with medical issues, since, you know, we have the biggest percentage of fat people in the world.
FreshSalad 1
Reminds me of 'In Bruges', "You're a bunch of ******* elephants. That's why."
naddification 7
She ought to really just mind her own business.
jdawg2010 0
this makes no sense at all.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Read #20 omment
OfficeNinja 5
no problem. just distract the angry father with a yummy cupcake!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Im 5'11", 20 pounds overweight, and I find this hilarious, even though its kind of wrong to people who click or comment ydi: yea there's no reason why the op deserves this, if you have a reason, please tell me why to op: funny but dump her, she is a total moron. Even though they are killing their k
THE_A_TEEN 28
*kids