max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Never going jogging again
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
blair_x 12
Seriously, get a sports bra until you loose the weight. Otherwise, all that constant moving will only make them sag and it'll be uncomfortable for future jogs with your GF.
bubo_fml 11
Does she go 'Russian' on you as well?
jroxursox1 10
You need to secretly borrow one of her sports bras. (;
ehTeam 4
How's your face?
Chronoglenn 0
Gotta love mewbies
McDonaldsworker 4
That's just sucks, hopefully she didn't notice lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Don't be so down about it. At least you're taking the right steps to banish those moobs! Keep it up.
murdersquirrel 15
Unless he has gynecomastia. =/
nerdsgetmehot 23
#61 That's true. :( Still, I don't think moobs are a "flaw" or anything.
murdersquirrel 15
No, not a flaw. Everybody has something they don't like about themselves. The human body has a lot of design issues. Even though it's incredible and complex, so many things can go wrong.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#203 There's still nothing "wrong" about them.
Kueezy 6
That would just create muscle on the bottom of the fat in his chichis.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Biology wise, there is no muscles on the actual boob/moob, nor can a new muscle can be created. Unless you were talking about the pectoral muscles, but that would make you comment so horribly worded...
disney_blonde 16
Time for a Manssiere!
starburst7596 14
We must, we must, we must increase our bust. For fear, for fear that we'll lose our braziers.